You will learn why this is known as the "SPAM fic."
Oh yeah, and all characters belong to their original owners, blah blah blah, disclaimers and that kind of crap apply, yada, yada...
Wufei slowly snuck into the factory. He crouched down, silently going over his last comman for the mission. ~Sneak into the factory and blow up the production center. It's very important!~ "Right," Wufei muttered. He rolled into the following hallway, knocked out a few guards and took their guns. He prepared himself for the next stage.
Quatre and Trowa set the charges around the main factory building. Their orders were to blow up building after Wufei and Heero gave the signal.
"I'm done here."
"Me too. Let's go and wait for the signal."
Duo sat in his gundam Deathscythe. "Aw man, how did I get stuck with the guard job?" he huffed. He was annoyed that the docs didn't give him anything important. "Just because I nearly botched the other mission..."
Heero and Wufei met in the production center, each carrying a back breaking amount of explosives. "You think this is enough?" asked Wufei. Heero nodded. "This is more than enough. Let's do this." They set the bombs in place and quickly left the building.
Heero and Wufei gave the signal, and Quatre gladly hit the trigger. The building exploded in a wonderful fireworks display. They all climbed into their gundams and flew away, amidst the scent of gunpowder and...
"SPAM!?!?!?!" The five pilots exclaimed. "You baka! You had us blow up a Spam factory!?" Wufei yelled.
Dr. J merely shrugged. "I've been meaning to get back at them after I got food poisoning after eating some of that stuff." The five boys looked at each other for a moment, then promptly facevaulted.