Warnings: Stupidity, stupidity, stupidity. Yaoi, 1x2, OOC. It switches from normal fic form to script form, so watch out...
Archive: Feel free.
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"Hee-chan! I want some ice cream!" Duo said happily as he and Heero walked down the street. They were at a fair, enjoying the day.
"Fine," Heero said. He shelled out a dollar and gave it to Duo.
"Cool!" He ran to the nearest ice cream cart when...
*BANG!*
"Heh heh heh.. cool, yeah. cool."
"Let's go break more stuff."
"Heh, yeah, cool."
Beavis and Butthead had made their way to the fair, causing havoc along the way. Duo's eyes watered up at the sight of the destroyed ice cream cart. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Hee-chan!!"
Heero was already headed towards the two morons. "What was that for?" They looked at him.
Beavis: Are you threatening me?
Butthead: Kick him in the nads, Beavis.
Beavis attempted to kick Heero in the balls. But Heero blocked and punched him in the face.
Beavis: Ow! You will now face my bunghole!
Beavis pulled his shirt over his head to form a hood. He walked around, yelling "You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!" Then the gruesome twosome saw Duo.
Butthead: Hey baby. Heh heh, heh heh.
Duo clung to Heero's arm. "Get them away from me..."
Heero pulled out a gun. "Get lost or I'll shoot you."
Beavis & Butthead laughed.
Butthead: You're stupid.
Heero didn't like that one bit. He shot Beavis. *BAM!*
Beavis: Ow! My liver! My liver!
Butthead: That is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
Beavis: Let's get outta here.
And so the two idiots left Duo alone. And Heero was the hero! (Heh, get it? Heero?)
Heero: *CLICK* Shut up.
TA: Eep!