A normal 4:00 afternoon drags by when suddenly...
Urameshi Gang: NANI?!?!?!?! YOU WANT US TO DO WHAT?!?!?!?!
Adora: QUIET! QUIET QUIET QUIET MINNA-SAN! Why won't you let us explain everything anyway, huh?
Kuwabara: But what kind of a mission are you making us do anyway?
Adora: For your information Kazuma Kuwabara, we haven't exactly told you what the mission is all about.
Kuwabara turns beet red. Yusuke giggles at him.
Kurama: So, what exactly is the mission Koenma wants us to do?
Adora gives Cherry a you-tell-them look.
Cherry: Weeell, how am I supposed to tell you the mission if you're scattered at the different places in this room and it won't be my fault anymore if you misunderstood what I said?!
The Urameshi Gang nodded and then they sat cross-legged on the floor, facing the two females. Even Hiei was forced to get out from the window sill and sit down on the floor, but he avoided sitting down next to Kuwabara.
Cherry: Okay, now that you're all here, I'll tell you what the mission is all about. All you have to do is to enter a school, get in as students and investigate what's going on there.
The Urameshi Gang sweatdropped.
Urameshi Gang: THAT'S WHAT THE MISSION IS ALL ABOUT ALL ALONG?!?!?!?!?!?
Adora: (rolls her eyes) D-UH! Well, that's the mission Koenma has assigned you to do! It won't be that hard anyway as long as we're here to guide you.
Cherry: Adora's right. And don't you know that this mission of yours will be an exciting and dangerous one?
Yusuke: Why? And how may I ask, how?
Cherry gave Adora a it's-your-turn-to-tell-them look.
Adora: (giggles) Ah, did we forget to tell you that the school you'll enter is an all girls school?
*Let's see the responses to that!*
1. Yusuke
Yusuke: AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! A GIRL'S SCHOOL?!?! But there'll be girlish stuff all over the place and pretty girls and... and... and... it won't be that bad at all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Adora: (suddenly knocks his head hard) You're forgetting something Urameshi Yusuke! If Keiko found out about you going into a girl's school and like about it, she's gonna kill you!
Yusuke: Oh yeah...
2. Kuwabara
Kuwabara: A girl's school, eh? Well, I gotta be prepared then! Things to bring number one: camera, number two: video camera, hmmm...
Cherry: (slaps him by the back) Kazuma Kuwabara, what if Yukina finds out about you going into a girl's school and like about it?! Boy, she's sure gonna summon a snow storm to follow you!
Kuwabara: Oh yeah...
3. Kurama
Kurama: What did I do to deserve this? All I want to do is to return peace to Ningenkai but to do all this ecchi things! My kassan will be really hurt if she found out about this! Shame to my family!
Adora: Yo Kurama! Do you know what the girls' reaction will be if they found out that you're the famous Minamino Shuuichi?
Kurama: No. Why? And in a school there are 2500 girls. (then he gulped) All of them, chasing me?
Adora: Yup! Chasing you to the ends of the world!
Kurama faints and leaves Adora with a sweatdrop.
4. Hiei
Hiei: ........................ Nothing is going to convince me to go with your so-called mission.
Cherry: A, so desu ka?
Hiei: (glares at her) Shut up.
Adora and Cherry: (yells in unison) One more word about you shortie and it's off into a yaoi fic with Kurama!
Hiei: (he gets on his knees) NO!! PLEASE!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Adora: GOOD! Then be a good boy and stop whining or I swear you will end up in that yaoi fic!
Adora and Cherry couldn't help but laugh at the reaction of the boys. They were so depressed and that their mouths open and closed, forcing something to come out but they think that their words drowned and got stuck in their throats.
Yusuke: So... if this mission is to enter this darn girl's school, then what are you doing here?
Adora giggled so much she almost choked. Then she looked at Cherry to explain everything.
Cherry: We are here because Koenma assigned us to teach you how to act like girls.
*Let's see again the responses to that!*
1. Yusuke
Yusuke: AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! WHERE IS BOTAN?!?!?!?!?!? COME COLLECT MY POOR SOUL NOW, AND MAKE IT QUICK!!! GIMME SOMETHING!! BOMB! GRENADE! SWORD!!! (sees Hiei's sword) GIMME YOUR SWORD! (lunges forward but misses)
Adora: (shook her head) Tsk, tsk, you're too desperate.
2. Kuwabara
Kuwabara: Forget the camera! Yukina-san! Summon a snow storm to chase me now, quick!!! COME ON! GET ON WITH IT!
3. Kurama (finally, he wakes up)
Kurama: NANI!? Adora-san and Cherry-san as our senseis!! (starts to laugh madly) BWAHAHAHA!!! DIE ALL OF YOU!! DIE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DIE!!!! DIE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Cherry: Everyone take note: Kurama has gone mad.
4. Hiei
Hiei: ........................................ (faints out. I think he has taken too much stress and death threats kept in his mind. Tsk tsk, poor boy)
How can the YYH boys survive their exciting and dangerous mission with the two ningen girls? Will Botan really come and collect Yusuke's poor soul? (fat chance!) Will Kuwabara be swept away by a snow storm? Will Kurama be entered into the mental hospital before they finish their mission or will he send his friends to hell? AND WHAT THE HELL will Hiei do? Will he keep quiet the whole time OR will he go on a strike? Stay tuned!
Whew! That took me what? Two hours of typing and thirty minutes of revising! But at least it's not that rather stupid. Don't kill me if you don't like your favorite characeters out of character! PLEASE DO NOT! But anyway, do you like the idea of this story anyway? Just mail me and then I'll see what to do but please no death threats, gets?