Hi y'all! It's me Cherry and I've finally come up with a parody that wouldn't be that stupid enough, I think. In this story, there's another fic writer here, namely Adora. Too bad the YYH characters are just out of character but hey, I know what you're thinking anyway.
Disclaimers: Heck, I don't own YYH so please don't yell at my face if your favorite character is just plain out of place, kay?
This is part 2 of the series. I have finally come up with an idea without cracking up my head. As I have always told you: DO NOT KILL ME WHEN YOU SEE YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS OUT OF CHARACTER! It's just that they're cute when they're out of place...
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And so, the boys' exciting and dangerous mission finally started at Cherry's house for the final adjustments.
Adora: Konnichiwa bishounens! Err, I mean soon-to-be-bishoujos bishounens, or whatever suits you the best names anyway.
Cherry: It took us so many hours touring the mall just to look for the right things that would suit you all best like clothes and stuff.
Yusuke: (grumbles) Just get on with it! I hate this mission. If there was a hall of fame for the worst missions, I'll have say that this is the worst of them all.
Kuwabara: As I have noticed, what's inside the shopping bag? Any food in there?
Adora and Cherry both had huge (and I mean HUGE) shopping bags on each of their hands. They grinned evilly and gave Kuwabara back a you'll-know-later look.
Adora: To act like girls, you must first obey our orders. Before you'll know it, no one will recognize you as the original bishounens of the Rekkai Tantei!
Hiei: I don't like to take orders. Especially from ningens who are as stupid as you both are.
Cherry: Shut the hell up Hiei. Don't need to be so grouchy! Okay, first step of the adjustments!
Adora brings out an electric shaver from the shopping bag.
Adora: Lesson number one: SHAVING!
Kurama: (moans incredulously) This is going to be one very looong night.
Cherry: Now, if you want to act like ladies then you'll have to shave the parts of your body where hair is present.
Kuwabara: You mean our...
Adora: (knocks Kuwabara on the head) Iie, Kuwabara not your heads! What we mean is that you are going to shave your legs, armpits because those are the parts where girls don't have hair on! What were you thinking of anyway?
Kuwabara: NOTHING!
Cherry: (hands the shaver to the boys) Now go and shave in the bathroom. We'll wait for you.
Adora: (hands them each a bathrobe) Go and remove your clothes while you shave. Put these on and don't worry, we have no interest on your clothes. And don't even bother to look at us if your clothes are missing.
As the boys removed their clothes in each of the dressing rooms, they came out in bathrobes and went into the bathroom to start shaving. All except one...
Adora and Cherry: HIEI!
Hiei: Hn?
Adora: (who throws the bathrobe at him that he almost fell by the window) KOORIME NO BAKA! You strip off your clothes and put the bathrobe on and go shave with the rest of the boys or I SWEAR I will include you in that Y-A-O-I fic I promised!!!
Hiei: (admits defeat) Okay then.
Hiei suddenly removed his cloak and his katana. Both girls turned beet red when he reached for his pants.
Adora and Cherry: (still red) HIEI!!!
Hiei: (annoyed) What now?
Adora: (knocks Hiei's head) Koorime no baka! I mean that you strip off your clothes IN the DRESSING ROOM, not HERE! Don't you know what a dressing room is for?
Hiei: You said that I strip off my clothes. I did.
Cherry: (saved Adora from embarrassment) She meant IN THE DRESSING ROOM. Put that on your mind! Don't you have any common sense at all?
Hiei snorted and headed for the dressing room or whatever these ningens call to change. The girls drew out a sigh of relief when they heard the bathroom door opened then closed.
Adora: That was close. But I'll pay that little koorime back. Just he wait and see! Hehehehehe...
Adora laughs weirdly while Cherry had a sweatdrop on her head.
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As soon as the boys were finished, they didn't know that this was the worst part of the show.
Adora: Now that you've finished with your shaving activity, we go on to the next step. Your second lesson: CLOTHING!
Cherry: Now remember, ladies like to wear light and free clothing. Sometimes daring, sometimes simple, sometimes attractive. And also take note that ladies like to wear clothing with light colors, gets?
Adora: We won't dress you up like kindergarten kids so while you were shaving yourself up, we separated the clothes in white boxes. You'll just have to open them and dress up so we'll know what to do with your hair and stuff like that.
Cherry: (points to the table) The boxes are in the table. You won't be confused cause there are names implied on the top of each box. And don't even think of repeating your mistake again Hiei or I'll kill you!
Yusuke: What did he do now?
Adora and Cherry: Secret!
The boys nodded and gulped while Hiei glared evilly at the two females. They got what was theirs and then they entered the dressing room, a why-do-we-have-to-do-this expression on their faces. The girls giggled silently as they changed.
Cherry: Just curious, but what are you planning on Hiei? Did you place the clothes that was meant for him or did you do the ol' switcheroo.
Adora: I gave him the clothes that I bought for him of course. It would be a waste if it was just worn by anyone else. And besides, he's just lucky today cause I didn't push him right through the window or else, he would've been seeing angels right now.
Suddenly, Yusuke came charging out with the clothes the girls had given to him, his face red with anger. The girls could tell by the steam that was coming out from his ears.
Yusuke: I'm supposed to wear THIS?!?!?!?!?
Adora and Cherry looked at him from top to bottom. He was wearing a pink skirt, yellow sleeveless shirt and bright orange hight-tops.
Adora: Yusuke... you look so kawaii! No girl would suspect you as a boy because of the way you dress up! (starts to giggle uncontrollably)
Cherry: Yeah, and it came with free lipstick too. Wanna try it to see how you look like with it?
Yusuke: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yusuke starts to cry while the two girls sweatdropped. They waited for the three more boys to come out of the dressing room to see how well they can torture them. ^_-
Kuwabara: (comes out of the dressing room) You're kidding, right? I'm not supposed to wear this, right? Right? Am I right?
Kuwabara was wearing red and black striped vest over a yellow shirt with a pale blue skirt. Cherry started to laugh harder than before and then she started to speak.
Cherry: Iie, Kuwabara because you will dress up like that tomorrow and whether you like it or not, you won't wear any shorts! Get it?
Kuwabara: NO SHORTS?!?!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITH THIS?!?!?!?
He suddenly joins Yusuke and they both hug each other and then cry both of their hearts out, leaving the girls with a bigger sweatdrop. Then Kurama shyly comes out of the dressing room, wearing a very nice outfit.
Adora: I knew that I was right! I knew that that outfit would really fit him! Again, I succeed!
Kurama: I don't think that I can live for one whole week wearing this.
Adora: But you look so cute in it! And even I can't tell right now whether the famous Minamino Shuuichi that's facing me now is a boy or girl!
She was right. A bright red sleeveless shirt with a white denim mini skirt and yellow sneakers was definitely the perfect outfit any girl could have. But in Kurama's case, it was different.
Adora: I can't wait to see how Hiei looks like. He'll probably be sooo super kawaii in his outfit that it would be probably hard to believe that he is the Hiei we all know.
But 5 minuted pass by and then no Hiei came out. They wondered what had happened to him.
Adora: (patience breaks like a thermometer) That's the final straw! I'm gonna pull Hiei out here and then look at him straight! And don't he dare try to fight me cause I can erase him anytime anywhere!!!
Four pairs of eyes followed Adora to the dressing room where Hiei went. Finally, there was some peace and quiet for some time. Cherry slumped lazily on the chair while Kurama tried to comfort the sobbing ningens. Then the door suddenly flung open and out came Adora... pulling Hiei by the ear. ^_^;;; (NOTE: Hiei fans, please DO NOT KILL ME)
Hiei: (he was yelling and struggling at the same time) LEMME GO!!! LEMME GO WOMAN!!! I SAID LEMME GO!!!
Kuwabara: (who stops crying and smirks) I know how it feels like being pulled like that.
Adora: SHUT UP! NOW SIT DOWN! (slumps Hiei into the nearest seat she could find) Now, let's take a good close look at you.
Adora looked at Hiei mischievously while Hiei threw death threats internally at her. Hiei was DEFINITELY annoyed of the outfit because of the colors. A sleeveless hot pink shirt over a bright yellow skimpy skirt and yellow sneakers.
Adora: Hehe... finally paid you back koorime no baka!
Cherry: (claps hands) Okay, enough of the showdowns. Let's get to the next part.
Adora: Lesson number three-
Yusuke: (cuts in) THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! I DON'T WANT TO BE HUMILIATED ANYMORE AND MY HONOR WILL BE DESTROYED ONCE THAT I FACE THE WORLD WEARING A SKIRT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Adora: (slaps him good) Quit yelling! You SCREAM like a WOMAN!
Yusuke: (faces Adora face to face) I AM NOT A WOMAN!! I AM A MAN! MAN MAN MAN! A STRONG MAN!! A BRAVE MAN!!! MAN MAN MAN!!!
And yada yada yada, you get the picture...
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And after one hour (yawn!) upon hearing Yusuke's speech...
Yusuke: MAN MAN MAN!!! I AM NO WOMAN!!! NO WOMAN INSIDE OF ME AND MY SOUL AND MY HEART!!! M-A-N MAN!!! DO YOU GET ME?? MAN MAN MAN!!!
With Hiei not in the mood to talk to anyone with his clothes on and getting annoyed every minute of Yusuke's speech, he presented a firm punch on Yusuke's face.
Yusuke: THAT HURT!
Hiei: So? At least you snapped out of your insanity.
Yusuke: I AM NOT INSANE!! Can't you see that these two girls are trying to shame me and destroy my honor?!?!?!?!?
Hiei: You and your stupid honor.
Yusuke: MY HONOR ISN'T STUPID!!!! WHERE IS JUSTICE?!?!?!? I WANT JUSTICE!!! I DEMAND JUSTICE!!! WHERE IS MY LAWYER This time, Adora placed him on a straitjacket, tied him on the chair and tied his mouth shut for good. He was yelling everyone to hell and that wouldn't do any good right now.
Cherry: Oh dear. Are you sure you had to do that?
Adora: Yup! If not, we should've been in hell right now. Due to the heavy circumstances you have just witnessed on, we will first fix you three boys up. Yusuke will be last because of his condition right now. So, where were we? Oh yes, lesson number three: MAKE-UP!
Three Boys: OOOHH NOOO!!!
To be continued...
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In the next chapter, we will find our YYH boys all set and ready and then the real fun begins! This story was a lot harder than I thought. But anyway, I have really worked hard on this. Sorry if you don't like the color combos, I'm not just good at it. And I'm sorry too if Yusuke had to be that crazy. It's just that I couldn't help but think of him being so insane and all...
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