Insert the disclaimers and all the legal stuff you should all know by now.
It all started when...
Adora: Hey Cherry! Have you heard the song "Never Ever" by All Saints already?
Cherry: Yeah but I don't hear it that much anymore.
Adora: Lucky me... I have the album! Let's hear it.
And just in the nick of time, Hiei and Kurama suddenly enter the room.
Adora: HIYAAA!! Hey, you're just in time for you to listen one of the greatest hits of all time!
Kurama: Oh yeah? Well, let's hear it then.
Cherry: I was thinking... maybe I should turn the song "Never Ever" into a songfic...
Adora: (interested) Oh? And who, may I ask, will be featuring it?
Cherry gulped at that remark. She looked from Adora to Kurama and to Hiei.
Cherry: (nervously) Uhhh..... Hiei and.... Kurama?
Kurama and Hiei: NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Adora: Hey, didn't you say something about not crossing the line yet?
Cherry: Oh yeah... Well I guess that you'll be doing it then, can you?
Adora: I think so. (teases in her most annoying voice) I think I'm gonna give it some bash of lime here and there and-
Before she could even finish her sentence, Hiei grabbed her shirt and looked fiercely at her.
Adora: HEY!!! Careful with the shirt! I just had it washed!
Hiei: I don't care. Just don't you dare do that songfic or else!
Kurama: If you'll be doing that, you'll be invading privacy.
But the real problem was the two girls' ability of annoying people. And unknowingly, the song began.
Song: "My head's spinning, Boy I'm in a daze"
Cherry: (teasingly) Kurama's drooling when Hiei removes his shirt!!
Kurama: (yells incredulously) I DO NOT!!!
Cherry: YES YOU DO!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!
Song: "To find peace of mind, a happy mind I once owned yeah"
Adora: To find peace of mind, a happy mind when Hiei is... NAKED!
Hiei: (growls) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?
Both Adora and Cherry laugh at the poor boys.
Hiei: (slightly touching his katana) You stupid ningen girls, just you wait and see! I'm going to kill both of you after this!
Adora: Well you can't!
Hiei: (frowns) And why not?
Adora: Because if you do, then you can say bye bye to your kitsune!
The two girls go back to torturing the two youkais.
Song: "Never ever have I ever felt so low, when you're gonna take me out of this blackhole"
Cherry: Never ever have Kurama drooled that much when Hiei's gonna remove his pants!!!
Kurama: NANI?!?!?!?!?! Cherry-san that's not true THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!
Adora: (glares) THAT'S TRUE!!
Kurama: (glares back) THAT'S NEVER TRUE!!!
Song: "Never ever had I have to find, I'd have to dig my way to find my own peace of mind"
Adora: Kurama wants to see Hiei naked, remove his shirt underwear and his pants!!!
Kurama: (rolls his eyes) You are BOTH sooo DISGUSTING!!!
Adora and Cherry: (yells in unison) D-UH! LIKE WE CARE?!?!?!?!?!
Hiei: (in his most boring voice) I hate you all.
Cherry: Good! Because you're gonna have a lot of reasons to hate us once you read Adora's songfic about this.
Song: "I'll keep searching deep within my soul"
Cherry: Hiei's searching for Kurama's UNDERWEAR!!!!
Hiei: (grabs Cherry's shirt) I DO NOT!!!
Cherry: YES YOU DO!!!
Song: "Free from pain I'm going insane, my heart aches yeah"
Adora: Free from clothes, Kurama is naked what a dream for Hiei!!
Kurama: (grabs Hiei's scarf) YOU wouldn't DARE!!!
Hiei: (looked annoyed) Who would?
Then the song changed to "Stop" by the Spice Girls.
Song: "Stop right now thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch"
Cherry: Kurama will tell Hiei "Stop!!! Ano... stop putting on your shirt!"
Kurama: I WOULDN'T STOP HIM!!!
Adora: YES YOU WILL!! WANNA BET ON IT?!?!?!
And again, the song changed to "Catch You Catch Me" by Gumi.
Cherry: Why not try the song "Catch You Catch Me"? That's also related to Kurama and Hiei, right?
Adora: For example, Kurama is naked and then Hiei is gonna catch him.
Kurama and Hiei: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
Song: "Datte datte tsubasagi no ge futari de"
Adora: Kurama is nude for Hiei!
Hiei: Shut up.
Song: "Sora o marason yume o unison shita"
Cherry: Kurama is naked and Hiei loves him!!!
Song: "Hora catch you catch you catch me catch me matte"
Adora: Catch me catch me catch me Hiei! Remove your shirt!!!!
Kurama: (annoyingly) Yeah right!!!
Cherry knew that this was enough already for their torture so she decided to close the computer and remove the CD.
Cherry: Sometimes Kurama runs. Sometimes Kurama hides.
Kurama: Noooo!
Cherry: (singing) Sometimes he runs. Sometimes he hides. Sometimes he's scared of Hiei!
Kurama: (confused) Huh?
Hiei: That's true.
Cherry: But all he really wants to do is to hold him tight.
Silence.
Adora: (butts in) NAKED!
Kurama: Adora-san! Please PLEASE exclude that naked thing!!!!
Cherry: (shut downs the computer) Goodbye! Goodbye! Farewell! I do not want to see you again!
Adora: I don't want to see Kurama in clothes.
Adora and Cherry laugh.
Cherry: By Hiei!
Hiei: Hn. Yeah right. And I'm not Yukina's brother.
Adora goes over to the cassette player and plays the album of "...Baby One More Time". As the music plays...
Cherry: (teasingly and mysteriously) There it is!! Ano, that's the song of Hiei and Kurama!!
Hiei: I hate that song!
Adora and Cherry: (incredulously) Really?!
Song: "Oh baby baby the reason I breathe is you"
Adora: Oh baby baby the reason Kurama breathes is Hiei!
Hiei: (growls) I have a problem with the world!!!!
Cherry: You really have a problem with the world.
Song: "I must confess I still believe"
Kurama: What's the time?
Cherry: You remove!!
Kurama: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Cherry: You remove Hiei's clothes! Give him a sign, especially his UNDERWEAR!!!
Kurama: Oh sh**!!! I HATE YOU!!!
Then Adora changes the tape to Solid Harmonie.
Song: "Everybody knows that I need you. There ain't nothing in the world I wouldn't do"
Adora: (she's being choked to death by Hiei) Kurama I really love you!!! I'm so crazy when Hiei sees you naked!!!
Song: "Please understand, this is what I am"
Adora: (coughs) With no more pants!! And when you remove your brief *cough cough cough*
Song: "I want you to want me for all that I am I hope that you will try to understand"
Adora: I want you to see me so very naked! I want to see you always naked!!!
Song: "Am I the only?"
Adora: To be naked!!! *choke choke choke*
Song: "...I hope that you will try to understand"
Adora: (still being choked to death) I want to see you naked!
Song: "Do you feel the same?"
Adora: I like to see you nude!
And the more Adora annoys Hiei, the more he chokes her. Then the song fades and changes.
Cherry: "Hard to Get" is the title of the song.
Adora: Hiei!!! (chokes) I love you Hiei!!
Hiei: ADORA I HATE YOU!!
Adora: GOOD! Then the more you hate then the more you will say bye bye kitsune!!!
And sooo, that ends the greatest and most annoying parody I ever had!
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