Note: Before reading this, please... Kurama and Hiei fans please DO NOT KILL ME if you don't like the idea of this story! It's just that I had nothing to do on a regular Saturday morning and to honestly tell the truth, this is only a what-if kinda story. Please appreciate what's in store here and you can give me your screaming comments to me later. My friend Adora A.K.A Top Ace is here with me. She's cool and that we both like to see Hiei annoyed so I think that's just one of the many reasons why I should write this.
Hiei: You want to see me ANNOYED?!?!?!?!
Adora: So? You really look soooo double cute when you're annoyed!
Hiei: I'm going to kill you.
Adora: Yeah, yeah... later when this story's finished.

Insert the disclaimers and all the legal stuff you should all know by now.

N-A-K-E-D

By: Cherry
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It all started when...

Adora: Hey Cherry! Have you heard the song "Never Ever" by All Saints already?

Cherry: Yeah but I don't hear it that much anymore.

Adora: Lucky me... I have the album! Let's hear it.

And just in the nick of time, Hiei and Kurama suddenly enter the room.

Adora: HIYAAA!! Hey, you're just in time for you to listen one of the greatest hits of all time!

Kurama: Oh yeah? Well, let's hear it then.

Cherry: I was thinking... maybe I should turn the song "Never Ever" into a songfic...

Adora: (interested) Oh? And who, may I ask, will be featuring it?

Cherry gulped at that remark. She looked from Adora to Kurama and to Hiei.

Cherry: (nervously) Uhhh..... Hiei and.... Kurama?

Kurama and Hiei: NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Adora: Hey, didn't you say something about not crossing the line yet?

Cherry: Oh yeah... Well I guess that you'll be doing it then, can you?

Adora: I think so. (teases in her most annoying voice) I think I'm gonna give it some bash of lime here and there and-

Before she could even finish her sentence, Hiei grabbed her shirt and looked fiercely at her.

Adora: HEY!!! Careful with the shirt! I just had it washed!

Hiei: I don't care. Just don't you dare do that songfic or else!

Kurama: If you'll be doing that, you'll be invading privacy.

But the real problem was the two girls' ability of annoying people. And unknowingly, the song began.

Song: "My head's spinning, Boy I'm in a daze"

Cherry: (teasingly) Kurama's drooling when Hiei removes his shirt!!

Kurama: (yells incredulously) I DO NOT!!!

Cherry: YES YOU DO!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!

Song: "To find peace of mind, a happy mind I once owned yeah"

Adora: To find peace of mind, a happy mind when Hiei is... NAKED!

Hiei: (growls) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?

Both Adora and Cherry laugh at the poor boys.

Hiei: (slightly touching his katana) You stupid ningen girls, just you wait and see! I'm going to kill both of you after this!

Adora: Well you can't!

Hiei: (frowns) And why not?

Adora: Because if you do, then you can say bye bye to your kitsune!

The two girls go back to torturing the two youkais.

Song: "Never ever have I ever felt so low, when you're gonna take me out of this blackhole"

Cherry: Never ever have Kurama drooled that much when Hiei's gonna remove his pants!!!

Kurama: NANI?!?!?!?!?! Cherry-san that's not true THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!

Adora: (glares) THAT'S TRUE!!

Kurama: (glares back) THAT'S NEVER TRUE!!!

Song: "Never ever had I have to find, I'd have to dig my way to find my own peace of mind"

Adora: Kurama wants to see Hiei naked, remove his shirt underwear and his pants!!!

Kurama: (rolls his eyes) You are BOTH sooo DISGUSTING!!!

Adora and Cherry: (yells in unison) D-UH! LIKE WE CARE?!?!?!?!?!

Hiei: (in his most boring voice) I hate you all.

Cherry: Good! Because you're gonna have a lot of reasons to hate us once you read Adora's songfic about this.

Song: "I'll keep searching deep within my soul"

Cherry: Hiei's searching for Kurama's UNDERWEAR!!!!

Hiei: (grabs Cherry's shirt) I DO NOT!!!

Cherry: YES YOU DO!!!

Song: "Free from pain I'm going insane, my heart aches yeah"

Adora: Free from clothes, Kurama is naked what a dream for Hiei!!

Kurama: (grabs Hiei's scarf) YOU wouldn't DARE!!!

Hiei: (looked annoyed) Who would?

Then the song changed to "Stop" by the Spice Girls.

Song: "Stop right now thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch"

Cherry: Kurama will tell Hiei "Stop!!! Ano... stop putting on your shirt!"

Kurama: I WOULDN'T STOP HIM!!!

Adora: YES YOU WILL!! WANNA BET ON IT?!?!?!

And again, the song changed to "Catch You Catch Me" by Gumi.

Cherry: Why not try the song "Catch You Catch Me"? That's also related to Kurama and Hiei, right?

Adora: For example, Kurama is naked and then Hiei is gonna catch him.

Kurama and Hiei: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

Song: "Datte datte tsubasagi no ge futari de"

Adora: Kurama is nude for Hiei!

Hiei: Shut up.

Song: "Sora o marason yume o unison shita"

Cherry: Kurama is naked and Hiei loves him!!!

Song: "Hora catch you catch you catch me catch me matte"

Adora: Catch me catch me catch me Hiei! Remove your shirt!!!!

Kurama: (annoyingly) Yeah right!!!

Cherry knew that this was enough already for their torture so she decided to close the computer and remove the CD.

Cherry: Sometimes Kurama runs. Sometimes Kurama hides.

Kurama: Noooo!

Cherry: (singing) Sometimes he runs. Sometimes he hides. Sometimes he's scared of Hiei!

Kurama: (confused) Huh?

Hiei: That's true.

Cherry: But all he really wants to do is to hold him tight.

Silence.

Adora: (butts in) NAKED!

Kurama: Adora-san! Please PLEASE exclude that naked thing!!!!

Cherry: (shut downs the computer) Goodbye! Goodbye! Farewell! I do not want to see you again!

Adora: I don't want to see Kurama in clothes.

Adora and Cherry laugh.

Cherry: By Hiei!

Hiei: Hn. Yeah right. And I'm not Yukina's brother.

Adora goes over to the cassette player and plays the album of "...Baby One More Time". As the music plays...

Cherry: (teasingly and mysteriously) There it is!! Ano, that's the song of Hiei and Kurama!!

Hiei: I hate that song!

Adora and Cherry: (incredulously) Really?!

Song: "Oh baby baby the reason I breathe is you"

Adora: Oh baby baby the reason Kurama breathes is Hiei!

Hiei: (growls) I have a problem with the world!!!!

Cherry: You really have a problem with the world.

Song: "I must confess I still believe"

Kurama: What's the time?

Cherry: You remove!!

Kurama: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Cherry: You remove Hiei's clothes! Give him a sign, especially his UNDERWEAR!!!

Kurama: Oh sh**!!! I HATE YOU!!!

Then Adora changes the tape to Solid Harmonie.

Song: "Everybody knows that I need you. There ain't nothing in the world I wouldn't do"

Adora: (she's being choked to death by Hiei) Kurama I really love you!!! I'm so crazy when Hiei sees you naked!!!

Song: "Please understand, this is what I am"

Adora: (coughs) With no more pants!! And when you remove your brief *cough cough cough*

Song: "I want you to want me for all that I am I hope that you will try to understand"

Adora: I want you to see me so very naked! I want to see you always naked!!!

Song: "Am I the only?"

Adora: To be naked!!! *choke choke choke*

Song: "...I hope that you will try to understand"

Adora: (still being choked to death) I want to see you naked!

Song: "Do you feel the same?"

Adora: I like to see you nude!

And the more Adora annoys Hiei, the more he chokes her. Then the song fades and changes.

Cherry: "Hard to Get" is the title of the song.

Adora: Hiei!!! (chokes) I love you Hiei!!

Hiei: ADORA I HATE YOU!!

Adora: GOOD! Then the more you hate then the more you will say bye bye kitsune!!!

And sooo, that ends the greatest and most annoying parody I ever had!

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Like I told you, please do not ever kill me if you don't like this kind of idea!!! PLEASE DO NOT!!! Repeat that three times!! NO NO NO!!

Disclaimers: The following songs you saw up there are the rightful properties of their singers.

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