Top Ace is ANGRY! Why? Because I keep on seeing deathfics... I just keep reading all these death fics, and I can't get away. I'm sure there is a lot of funny, happy fics, but I'm just not finding them... Oh well. (shrugs) Anyway, this is about Hiei's complaints.

Oh and all the disclaimers and that kind of stuff...

Complaint

It had been a long day. Hiei had just done another lemon scene for one of those sick and twisted fanfic writers. I have got to stop getting myself slashed into those fics. I think I need a new agent, Hiei thought as he walked away from the movie studio. But being with Kurama does feel kinda nice... NO! Bad Hiei! How dare I think such thoughts! He's a fellow actor, not my sex toy. But some of those scenes were pretty good... Hiei slapped himself in the face and walked towards his car to drive home. And there are too many depressing fics lately. Are people just getting more depressed or something? Damn, if it's not lemons, its deathfics. What is with these writers? At least some of them are good and write in my own element, fighting or making fun of the idiot. Hiei drove to his house.

Hiei arrived at his house. It wasn't as big as one would think, but it was nice and cozy. Finally, some peace and quiet. Good thing I used those vacation days I saved up. Now I can spend 3 weeks practicing my sword fighting techniques. Hiei got his sword and started practicing. It had been 15 minutes when he heard the doorbell ring. He went to open the door and immediately sensed the ki of a fanfic writer. Damn, I thought I told them I needed a break, he thought as he opened the door. There, wearing a nice blue kimono was Yukina. "Hiei?"

Hiei looked surprised and shocked. Yukina walked past him into the house. "Hiei, I... I'm moving out." "But...!" Yukina just smiled. "You're a good brother, I just don't want to intrude on your space." Hiei started to cry. Very un-Hiei like. As his tear-gems clanked to the floor, Yukina went to grab her luggage. When Yukina had went upstairs, Hiei began to wonder. How can she afford to live on her own? Don't tell me! She got a raise didn't she! With that thought he raced upstairs after her.

"Okay Yukina. You had better start telling me what's going on or.. or I'll..." Yukina looked at him with daggers in her eyes (or as close as she could get to looking like that). Hiei immediately cringed. "I'm sorry, I just want to know. You're not moving in with that stupid... I mean Kuwabara?" Yukina just smiled again. Hiei then remembered something. He had sensed a fanfic writer's ki, not Yukina's. But she looked like Yukina and acted like Yukina...

Hiei suddenly had two horrible, horrible thoughts. Either a fanfic writer was dressed up as Yukina or... "You got hired as a fanfic writer didn't you?" Yukina looked at him and smiled again. "Yes I did. Don't worry, I won't put you in lemons... unless you want me to?"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Didn't think so. You always look tired after those scenes anyway. And you were always in such a bad mood."

Hiei smiled. Finally, a fanfic writer with taste and knew what he liked and didn't like. "So... When do you start writing?" Hiei asked. Yukina looked at him with sisterly love. "As soon as possible. Just help me move into my new house..."

Sorry, I fell asleep in the middle of writing this... Anyway, I'm sorry if this sucked, but if you wanna complain e-mail me. You can use Moo Mail to send your message. This is my friend's page so I'm promoting it...

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