Okay, I couldn't think of a title for this next fic, but oh well. The following fic is: OOC, has NO
plot
whatsoever, is silly, and contains YAOI. So please, if you're scared of any of these things, please send me a note saying that I suck. Thank you. Oh and all disclaimers and that kind of
crap...
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It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining, and birds were singing, the air was fresh, the sky was dark... "HEY! CUT!" (Okay, so
I'm putting myself in. So sue me. Wait, don't do that, I have no money!) Top Ace (AKA Adora) was ticked off. "The sun is shining
and the sky is dark???? That's gonna make a whole lot of sence to the readers. I've got a schedule to keep!!! Can we get this to
work!!!"
Kuwabara: I DEMAND A BIGGER PART!!!
Yusuke: Me too!
Hiei: Adora-chan! Get Kurama pregnant!
Top Ace: I don't do yaoi fics, Hiei.
Hiei: You're doing one now aren't you?
TA: Ummmm...
Hiei: Well?
TA: Screw you!
Hiei: No, I'd rather screw Kurama. Where is that hunk anyway?
Yusuke: He's answering his fan mail. I should do that to... But they can rot.
Yusuke Fans: What!?!?
Yusuke: Who let them in here?
(Top Ace stands by the door with an evil glint in her eyes)
YF: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Yusuke: AHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs to the nearest exit)
Kuwabara: I demand some fans!
(Yukina walks onto the set) I'm your fan Kazu-chan!
Kuwabara: YUKINA!!! YUKINA!!!! YUKINA!!!!! (Starts dancing like an idiot)
(Hiei sticks out his foot and trips Kuwabara. Yukina immediately goes to him and puts her arms around him. Hiei realizes he has done something
stupid)
Hiei: Nothing... huh? (blinks in surprise) ...ONIISAN???
Yukina: As if it wasn't obvious. Give me some credit here!
Kuwabara: I helped her figure it out too!
Yukina: Yes, you did Kazu-chan. (nuzzles Kuwabara. He turns beet red and starts to giggle like a girl)
Hiei: Hn. I'm finding Kurama. (leaves set)
(Kurama walks in) Hey! Anyone seen Hiei? Me and him were going... to get some ice cream... (yeah right) (Kurama leaves
the set again, since he can't find Hiei to do... well you know...)
(Hiei walks back onto the set) I couldn't find him. Adora-chan!
TA: First of all, Don't call me that 'cause I don't speak Japanese. The only Japanese I know is from all the fan-fics
that I've
read. Second, I can't help you with all your petty little problems.
Hiei: Black... Dragon...
(Everyone on the set flees in terror, except for Yukina, who is getting angry for some reason. Hiei looks over at her.)
Hiei: Yukina?
Yukina: ICE DRAGON BLAST!!!!! (I know, I just made that up)
A huge ice-blue dragon rears up from behind Yukina and starts tearing up the place. Hiei knows that he can't hurt his sister in any way, so he quickly ducks under a table and watches. After a while, the dragon dissapates and Yukina looks around at the damage she has just caused.
Yukina: Whoops... Sorry.
Kuwabara: IT'S OKAY YUKINA! I'LL CLEAN IT UP FOR YOU!!! (He starts cleaning the premises)
Hiei: (crawls out from under the table) Yukina... How.... How did...
Yukina: Like brother like sister, ne? I learned that while I was being held prisoner.
Hiei: And you didn't use it to get out because...
Yukina: I didn't want to. (Hiei facefaults)
Hiei: Whatever. WHERE IS KURAMA??
(Enter Kurama. Finally.) Hiei? Where were you? I was searching the entire set for you!
Hiei: Hn. Let's just go and... have some sweet snow.
Kurama: Yeah... Let's go and eat some ice cream (wink wink)
TA: Oh, I don't write lemons.
(Kurama and Hiei facefault)
Kurama: I SEARCH ALL THIS TIME FOR HIEI AND FOR WHAT??? NO LEMON SCENE???
Hiei: Nani? Adora-chan, I'm gonna kick your ass to kingdom come if you don't—
TA: You can't kick my butt 'cuz I'm a fan fic writer!! Ha Ha! (mumbles to herself) but I don't think the other fanfic writers will accept me...
Hiei: Hn. C'mon Kurama, let's go. I'm sure a great fanfic writer like Talya or Ryoko or someone can write us a lemon.
Kurama: Yeah. (looks at Top Ace with disgust) Who needs her? (Kurama and Hiei leave the set, hand in hand)
TA: Oh wait! Pleeeeeeeeeze??? (sobs) boo hoo... Oh well, At least Yukina and Kuwabara are still here... (Turns to look at them)
Kuwabara: Sorry Top Ace, but Yukina needs to rest.
TA: Okay... Great! No actors, No plot, what kind of crap is this? I'll just write a fic about Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon, since those are the only animes that are translated in English... Sometimes, living in USA isn't all that good... I could always go to Japan... But then I wouldn't understand anything they say... I could go to China, I understand Chinese, I could watch anime there! Oh wait, I have no money for the plane ticket... I'll just... (Leaves the set, rambling on about how to get more access to anime shows)
Well? What did you think? Please don't say you hated it, and if you did, tell me how you would change it, okay?
Oh, and if any of my Japanese is wrong, then please correct it for me. I don't speak Japanese, I'm not learning Japanese, and I have never been to Japan.
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