Hiya! Top Ace is back! My brain has increased in empty space, so my craziness is at an all time high. So I wrote a fanfic about all the other characters getting out of character! If anything is in italics (Like this) then it means that the character is thinking that, not saying it. Hope you like...
Oh and all the disclaimers and that kind of stuff...
It had been a long day in recording. Everyone, even Kurama, was getting upset at all the takes the director had them go through. At about the 1209198302nd take, Top Ace, the director, decided that everyone, especially her, needed a vacation.
Top Ace (TA): Okay everyone! I am going to give everyone a two week vacation!
Urameshi gang: YEAH! Arigato!
TA: And, everyone can be themselves again okay? (everyone immedietly goes back to being themselves)
Hiei: Whoo Hoo! Now I can go sneak in on those showgirls... (Quickly disappears to the showgirl's dressing room)
Kurama: Hm. Stupid koorime. I'm outta here. (Leaves the set)
Yukina: Finally I can be myself! (Rips off her usual clothes, revealing biker clothes, you know, leather jacket, REALLY short shorts, etc.) Come on Kazuma! Ya coming or not? (She revs up her motorcycle that has somehow appeared on the set)
Kuwabara: (He is wearing a nice polo shirt and slacks) Coming dear! Man, how did I get in a relationship with the biker babe from hell?(He climbs on the motorcycle and they drive off)
Yusuke: (He is also wearing a nice polo shirt and slacks) Now I can write some poems for my dear Keiko. (He also leaves the set)
TA: I need some asprin... (Suddenly a scream, wait... several screams come from the showgirl's dressing room, as they all run out with just towels)
Hiei: (Chasing behind the girls) Come back! All I want to do is look at you!
TA: Damn it Hiei! Maybe I shouldn't have let him be himself again...(TA grabs Hiei by the neck as he runs by, trying to catch one of the girls)
TA: Hiei, I thought I told you, NO LOOKING IN THE GIRL'S DRESSING ROOMS!!!
Hiei: You know, you're kinda sexy when you're angry... (TA throws him on the floor in anger)
TA: That's IT! Kurama!!! (Kurama suddenly appears, wearing completely black clothes)
Kurama: What do you want?
TA: Take Hiei and beat him.
Hiei: (Hiei looks up in fear) No! No! Please Top Ace, I'll stop, just don't let him hurt me! (Starts to whine, think Usagi when she trips and falls)
Kurama: Pathetic. (Leaves again)
Hiei: I'm sorry. (Leaves to his dressing room to change into his normal clothes)
TA: (addressing you, yes YOU!) Sorry everyone, but a fanfic writer needs a break every now and then. (Pulls out a laptop computer and starts typing a hit list) First, my teacher for making me take that test twice...
Hiei: (He comes out in a light blue jacket, and jeans.) Hey! Where did everybody go?
TA: (Types on the computer some more) ... and Hiei, for being an annoying little brat. And for being stupid and loud, and chasing those girls, and...
Hiei: Oh come on Top Ace! I'm not that annoying, am I?
(Hiei jumps around the set, making one of the cardboard walls cave in, causing a chain reaction. The whole entire set falls to the ground.)
Hiei: (Nervously grinning) Ha. Whoops. EEEK! (Screams and runs while Top Ace takes her laptop and chases him out of the set.)
So how did you like it? I've been meaning to write this one for awhile now, but my teachers give me WAY too much homework.
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