2-step Bagel Adventures

this is janny whose name i always type as something exciting and wrong, and who said i was not orderly!

Full name: Janny Wong

Real name: lé two stepeth bageleth

Do you remember the 1980s?: yes. your mucous membranes glistened with the glow of 47 burning mandolins.

Least compatible starsign: whatever my ingeles teacher is.

What's for dinner tonight?: sauerkrautishymus

What did your mum make of your fame?: me mutter smashed lé teacups and flounders spontaneously conbusted in my presence.

Does your passport request or demand?: demand!!!!

What is the cost of 15 balls at $0.85 each?: $12.75

I buy 3 lettuces at 85c each and 4kg of carrots at 40c per kg. What do I pay?: i'd rather eat a bagel

So, Matthew, what inspired 'Composition-Improvisation nr. 1'?: chloe gordon's insightful poetry...which i like to call benign...as water cools wax.

If there was a public execution on TV, would you watch it?: it depends on who it is.

Can you urinate in front of another person?: wouldn't know. haven't tried it.

Have the charts gone down the toilet?: definetly. hear'say is at da top!

Are the Bloodhound Gang being nice to you?:yes their eyes glow like naked livers burning in the sun....which i like to call benign

How do you feel about the success of Blink 182?: their fingers look like a drenched fairy.

Last time you played London, you told the audience about the cyst on Adam's bollocks. Why?: that is bollocks! i would never do such a thing to my dear friend Adamusteriouns.

What's been the most rock'n'roll event of your career so far?: I sit in front of Alex in ingeles and i keep her awake. i am very much like caffenine.

Are you an 'it'-girl?: according to emode most definetly. i will also become president one day, am mysterious like sade, will one day go out with Sting oh and i am the girl next door.

Recording on lo-fi was certainly a bold move on your part. How did the idea come to you?: when i saw the whites of the self defence guys eyes.

What would happen if you dug a tunnel through the centre of the earth?: ask mrs. khan

Why can't Americans spell 'centre'?: for the same reason as to why they cannot spell jewellery and why my name is Jyannnneeeee instead of Janny.

If you could be one electrical appliance, what would it be?: a gay toaster like my dear friend Kite.

 

are you ready to meet your maker?

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