ai shiteiru kogepan!
STUPID THINGS I HAVE DONE LATELY as of 22/10/2001
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my diary of eternal insights on creaming soda

so from now on my actions shall be entirely pictorial.


 My life is too boring for much else... go to my diary thingo ok?

I may as well leave the kilt story here for added nostalgia
did I ever mention I was stalked for my kilt? Yes that is a great story to divulge to you all! OK me and Sara had been sadistically dragged into Dressmart (hahaha!) and we were timidly minding our own business hiding in some demented swimwear shop when this rather excited woman ran up to me and ssaid "oh my god is that the Stewart (or however the hell you spell the surname) tartan?! yes yes it is!" and she started fondling my kilt and stuff and said she had been looking for some all day and it was going to cost her $400 and then she dragged her boyfriend over and by now she was very very eexcited and asked if she could buy my kilt off me and leave me walking around a scary Onehunga mall in my undies?! to which I politely declined but I was gonna say she could have it if I got a better one but she was all embarrassed by now and had gone and hidden somewhere but yes it was all very strange.
Ohh I feel like reviewing gigs but THERE ARE NO GIGS OK hmm my fingers are now dancing around the desk to the tune of Belle and Sebastian. I give this five stars and three potato wedges (one dipped in avocado + garlic aioli) for its innovative take on traditional stage poses of neo-Kraut-core emulators such as Joed Out with a snazzy sampled backbeat reminiscent of fragments of wild dances jumping from its texture. Why did I just break out in a cock rock version of 'Men who follow spring the planet round'??!! Maybe it's time for me to leave the city again... well met, well met, the mullets said.

DAFT QUOTES OF GREATNESS AND SEVERE UNRECENTNESS
 alex:hahahaha nyarr nyarr you can't call me an uncultured thingie!

2-step bagel:you laugh like the bavarian forest!
alex:yeah well you laugh like the brandenburg gate
2-step:and you laugh like the berlin wall
alex:ok you laugh like lederhosen
2-step:what's that?
alex:leather pants

the nameless quote machine (refer to Copacabana):"The rain can't be God pissing because there is so much of it, unless God has multiple penises"
her again: "it reminds me of a friendly calculator floating on the Manukau Harbour"

someone else, actually speaking Spanish: "When it's hot, I like Carmel"
ok this is a profound conversation from the rugby:
liz: "THE Blues, wow the definite article does make all the difference"
alex: "yes it is definitely that definite article"
liz: "definitely"
oh yes we can do it!
alrighty then
where is my link?

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