aka Tom Hanks in lederhosen
OK, one day for no apparent reason Liz, Isla and alex decided to have a 3-way marriage. it didn't quite work out. but never mind. we all became hollywood celebrities instead.
For some reason, Isla thinks she is incapable of answering the real interview questions. So let's have some good old double standards!!! I am making up these questions on the spot though ok?
Tom says:
tom hanks?
the frontier psychiatrist says:
and how old are you, tom?
Tom says:
my official title is - the spiritual goddess: tom hanks
Tom says:
hrm . . ah . ...... . um . . .
Tom says:
over 65
the frontier psychiatrist says:
is it good?
Tom says:
well, from my recent studies .. . . yes it was rather good!
the frontier psychiatrist says:
is the glass half full or half empty of bollocks?
Tom says:
half empty of bollocks
the frontier psychiatrist says:
hehe, ok, which school subject most reminds you of sadomasochism?
Tom says:
spanish
the frontier psychiatrist says:
rockinggg ok que hora es el sacapuntas?
Tom says:
yo casaime a la piez
the frontier psychiatrist says:
muy bien! what is tiberius?
Tom says:
i know the answer to that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom says:
a *drumroll* . . . .. ............................
Tom says:
DILDO!
the frontier psychiatrist says:
yaaaay! why oh why were you listening to little bow wow?
Tom says:
he is my idol . . . . . i want to be just like him!
the frontier psychiatrist says:
ohh well you are succeeding so far ok? so, how much is the fish?
Tom says:
now what does that have to do with the price of fish?
the frontier psychiatrist says:
fine then, is that a no comment? well then what did the condemned say to the blessed when they met on the path?
Tom says:
hrm
Tom says:
how am i sposed to know that aye aye AYE?
Tom says:
lol
the frontier psychiatrist says:
are you the operator of your pocket calculator?
Tom says:
i like to think so!
Tom says:
the frontier psychiatrist says:
excellent! should i shut up now?
Tom says:
i think that would be in your best interests!
Tom says:
lol
the frontier psychiatrist says:
ok well thank you very much for your time then!
well wasn't that informative girls?