Name: JAMIE SIMPSON
Age/ Date of birth/ All that: 18 I WAS BORN 10/1/80
Where do you live: IN ENGLAND, A SMALL TOWN CALLED RUNCORN, ITS A PILE OF SHITE, BUT IT IS CLOSE TO LIVERPOOL AND MANCHESTER, IT ALSO HAS A BRIDGE AND A CASTLE.
What are you doing right now (when you move away from the computer): I WILL BUY MYSELF A CHIP PAN AND SAIL IT TO THE ISLE OF MAN (OR GO TO A UNI LECTURE).
How much are the fish: TWO GOATS AND A HALF POUND OF SAUSAGES.
Sakana wa ikura desuka?????: I DID'NT EVEN KNOW HE LIKED RING BINDERS.
Is this your place? is this your show??: WITHOUT A DOUBT, I OWN THE PLACE AND THE SHOW (AND A SMALL CARRIBEAN ISLAND).
Favourite bands: SFA, RADIOHEAD, BLUR, STONE ROSES, VERVE MILLIONS OF OTHERS AND I KINDA LIKE EMBRACE ASWELL.
Are you a pressureman or prey??: MOST DEFINATELY PRESSUREMAN I'M NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS!!
Do you suffer through reality?: ONLY IN THE WILD AND THOUGHTFUL CONCEPTS OF THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC HUMAN MIND, REALITY IS MERELY A STATE OF SUBCONCIOUS.
Why do it yourself when someone else can do it for you??: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A QUESTION, BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A STATEMENT TO ME, WHATEVER IT IS I AGREE WITH IT ENTIRELY.
Are you sick of lyrics yet??: I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY.
Tina how do you look like??: I ASSUME THIS IS A QUESTION ASKING ME WHAT I LOOK LIKE, (IN A VERY STRANGE WAY), I AM 6"2, HAVE DARK HAIR (SHORT), I HAVE THE MADDEST EYES EVER THEY'RE ORANGE, BROWN, GREEN AND LOADS OF OTHER COLOURS, I AM 13 STONE (IT'S CAUSE I'M TALL I'M NOT FAT AT ALL, JUST QUITE WELL BUILT), ERM I'VE GOT REALLY BIG HANDS AND FEET, I'M NOT UGLY BUT I WOULDN'T SAY I WAS GORGEOUS EITHER, I THINK THATS ABOUT IT.
Favourite quote: "I GOT MY HEAD SHAVED, BY A JUMBO JET" -- BLUR -SONG 2
Is anyone going anywhere?: YES, I'M GOING TO THE TOILET, BACK IN A BIT.............. NO-ONES GOING ANYWHERE NOW.
Favourite song of all time: OOHHH, THATS A TRICKY ONE, I THINK I'D HAVE TO GO FOR "HEY JUDE" BECAUSE IT'S GOT EVERYTHING, EVEN LOADS OF NAH'S AT THE END.
Band most closely associated with Satan: MARILYN MANSON, NUFF SAID.
If you were dying and you knew it who would you kill?: HOW LONG HAVE YOU GOT??? GINGER SPICE, MICK HUTNALL, THE ENTIRE LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL TEAM, RICKI LAKE, HANSON, LEONARDO DE CRAPRIO(GIT,GIT), AND HANNAH MARTIN FROM NEIGHBOURS.
If you could be someone else, who would you be??: YOU.
If you could live anywhere else, where would it be?: THERE.
Song you most closely associate with yourself: CREEP, BY RADIOHEAD ALWAYS REMINDED ME OF ME EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT A WEIRDO, BUT I SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING HERE????
What would you do if you found out that Ginger Spice was moving next door to you?: KILL HER AND THEN MYSELF, EVEN THOUGH THAT WOULD BE POINTLESS AS I'VE JUST KILLED HER......... BUT I'D STILL HAVE TOUCHED HER SO IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORTH IT.
Tu as un animal?: I HATE FRENCH SO BUGGER OFF.
(Notice, everyone has that reaction?? That's why they're our friends!!) (All apologies if you're French and reading this)
Best event of the past year: MY BIRTHDAY.
Worst event of the past year: THE SPICE GIRLS NOT SPLITTING UP.
Worst anything ever: THAT WHENEVER YOU DROP A PIECE OF TOAST THE BUTTERED SIDE ALWAYS LANDS FACE DOWN, CAUSING A NICE GREASY PATCH ON THE FLOOR THAT YOU HAVE TO CLEAN.
Should we stop asking questions now?: SHOULD I CARRY ON FOR YOU NOW?? DO YOU REALLY CARE? DOES ANYONE CARE? I'LL STOP NOW... OR SHOULD I??
Whatareya??: I AM A HUMAN BEING AND DON'T IMPLY THAT I'M NOT.
Anything else? (please... elaborate...): ELABORATE ON WHAT? ELABORATE ON ANYTHING ELSE? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?? COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN... I'M OFF LATER!!
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