Where do you live?: right here where you (yes you) can't see me
What are you doing right now (when you move away from the computer): erk, probably... crawling
How much are the fish??: the radio was on
Sakana wa ikura desuka?: yes
Is this your place? Is this your show?: oh no, you're in the wrong tent, you want to go out that way, left, straight on for about 100 yards, left again, right, right again, straight on, then look at a map.
Favourite bands: radiohead, unbelievable truth, KoRn, limp bizkit, deftones, smashing pumpkins, blur, auteurs, unkle, dj shadow, fatboy slim, manic street preachers, something for kate, pollyanna, powderfinger, grinspoon, tool, weknowwhereyoulive, vent 414, sparklehorse, squarepusher, aphex twin.... theres probably a load i've forgotten...
Are you a pressure man or prey?: the radio was on
Do you suffer through reality?: the radio was on
Why do it yourself when someone else can do it for you? : the radio was on
Are you sick of lyrics yet?: the rad- oh, er, no, continue
Tina, how do you look like?: i think she's over there, go ask her
Favourite quote: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - apocalypse now
Is anyone going anywhere?: yes
Favourite song of all time: yes please
Band most closely associated with Satan: steps
If you were dying, and you knew it, who would you kill?: me... save meself the pain ;]
If you could be someone else, who would you be?: me
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?: here
Song you most closely associate yourself with: "creep" by radiohead, but not for obvious reasons
What would you do if you found out Ginger Spice was moving in next door to you?: move in first
Tu as un animal?: oui, je suis une chat. une chat rouge. mais j'ai mal aux yeux. ha!!
Best event of the past year: spice girls splitting
Worst event of the past year: spice girls didn't split
Worst anything ever: alex lewcock's mullet
Should we stop asking questions now?: well, thats for you to decide
Whatareya?: cold
Anything else?: not really...