Matthew Pimm:he likes Prolapse
full name: Matthew James Pimm
real name: Wolfie
Do you remember the 1980s?: Yes, the hair was crap, the clothes were crap, the music was crap, except one. I hate the 80s so much.
Least compatible starsign: don't know, don't care
What's for dinner tonight?: Already had it, it was nothing
What did your mum make of your fame?: a nice new sweater
Does your passport request or demand?: I don't have a passport
What is the cost of 15 balls at 85c each?: you can only get balls in multiples of 10
I buy 3 lettuces at 85c each and 4kg of carrots at 40c per kg. What do I pay?: I have no idea at all
So, Matthew, what inspired 'Composition-Improvisation no. 1'?: Sonic noise terror
If there was a public execution on TV, would you watch it?: No, and anyone who would is evil
Can you urinate infront of another person?: No, because then they would get covered in wee
Have the charts gone down the toilet?: Yes but there has never been a time when they don't deserve to be flushed away like the shite they actually are.
Are the Bloodhound Gang being nice to you?: They are misogynistic, homophobic and racist scum who should rot in hell.
How do you feel about the success of Blink 182?: It was shortlived
Last time you played in London, you told the audience about the cyst on Adam's bollocks. Why?: To highlight the fact that men do not look out for thr signs of testicular cancer and should get over hang-ups of examining themselves or risk dying from something which can be easily treated if spotted early enough.
What's been the most rock'n'roll event of your career so far?: It would have to be meeting Sleater-Kinney
Are you an 'it'-girl?: No
Recording on lo-fi was certainly a bold move on your part. How did the idea come to you?: I can't afford hi-fi
What would happen if you dug a tunnel through the centre of the earth?: I would get dirty hands
Why can't Americans spell 'centre'?: I have no idea but if I see one more advert for soap powder spelling 'colour' as 'color' I'll cry
If you could be one electrical appliance, what would it be?: ZX Spectrum 48 K