Mum

Our Mum!

full name: Emma Wild

real name: same

Do you remember the 1980s?: of course

Least compatible starsign: uhhhh Aries

What's for dinner tonight?: Hell knows

What did your mum make of your fame?: She's still waiting for it

Does your passport request or demand?: I haven't got one

What is the cost of 15 balls at 85c each?: who gives a damn?

I buy 3 lettuces at 85c each and 4kg of carrots at 40c per kg. What do I pay?: money

So, Matthew, what inspired 'Composition-Improvisation no. 1'?: constipation and indigestion

If there was a public execution on TV, would you watch it?: no

Can you urinate infront of another person?: no

Have the charts gone down the toilet?: yes

Are the Bloodhound Gang being nice to you?: they're not being anything to me

How do you feel about the success of Blink 182?: not much

Last time you played in London, you told the audience about the cyst on Adam's bollocks. Why?: No I didn't!

What's been the most rock'n'roll event of your career so far?: ummmm.... dunno

Are you an 'it'-girl?: No

Recording on lo-fi was certainly a bold move on your part. How did the idea come to you?: I was high at the time - HI, that should be spelt

What would happen if you dug a tunnel through the centre of the earth?: I'd have very sore arms

Why can't Americans spell 'centre'?: they like to be different

If you could be one electrical appliance, what would it be?: The hand-blender (note: it looks like a vibrator and SHE KNOWS THAT)