yeah we wanna star in a skateboard movie

James and his manly bike, Summer Series early 2001

Captain Matty B, walkman commander

Doraemon milk, Japan, 09/00

Liz in dodgy glasses

Alex being Nicky Wire in 1999

Harriet molesting the crooning tyre salesman in This Is Not A Love Shop

Alex molesting a random Japanese man

Random Japanese girls molesting Alex

Jody capitalising upon his booty, akl airport 11/00

Alex being suggestive with confectionery

Alex being seductive and effeminate

Alex and Ms Fergus demonstrate the power of independent fashion choice and bogans

1989 Alex Stylishness

Something cheesy probably involving Matty B, Isla, the 2001 ball and boredom

Sara and Alex molesting a car seat

Matty B and his big spliff brandy snap / Becky and her invisible piano

Something we did at Wendy's

... and we'll fail our exams cause it's cool to be sad