Name: Rhodri-Llyr Viney, or Damien Ap Satan, or Art Van De Let- depends who's asking.
Age/date of birth/all that: 28/3/82 - 16
Where do you live?: Bargoed, S. Wales (old, OLD!! I don't live in Australia)
What are you doing right now (when you move away from the computer): Walking around, doing nothing much. In a broader term, I'm doing Music, Computing and Maths in a Welsh school.
How much are the fish?: How much is the chips?? How much is the fish?? I like my fish and chips!
Sakana wa ikura desuka?: Asso asso yogoshi, me Welsh speaking Japanese.
Is this your place? Is this your show?: Nah. I'm not Rupert Pupkin.
Favourite bands: Belle and Sebastian, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Mogwai, Delgados, My Bloody Valentine, Stan Hellis experiment, Stump, Half Man Half Biscuit, Throwing Muses, Sonic Youth... I could go on forever. Have a look at my site for a much longer list.
Are you a pressure man or prey?: Depends what mood I'm in.
Do you suffer through reality?: Nah. We have a little understanding - it leaves me alone, and I leave it alone.
Why do it yourself when someone else can do it for you?: Because it keeps you out of trouble.
Are you sick of lyrics yet?: No. Lyrics are good. Unless you're listening to My Bloody Valentine where they don't really have much importance. Or Cibo Matto, Pavement, Half Man Half Biscuit or Stump, where they make absolutely no bloody sense at all.
Tina, how do you look like?: Now that's just strange. Too strange. Why are you doing this to me?
Favourite quote: The key to success is motivation - motivation, motivation, motivation - the 3 M's.
Is anyone going anywhere?: yeah, but it's in circles.
Favourite song of all time: Can't say a best one.... could be She's Losing It (Belle and Sebastian), or Merched yn neud Gwallt eu Gilydd or Dean Ser (Gorky's). Or Sometimes (My Bloody Valentine). I could go on.
Band most closely associated with Satan: Electronic. The Top Ten at the moment.
If you were dying, and you knew it, who would you kill?: Myself.
If you could be someone else, who would you be?: Seymour Stein.
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?: Aberaeron!
Song you most closely associate yourself with?: Half a Person (Smiths)
2tan x= (Draw a graph) (Sara is desperate for someone to help her with her maths homework): Well, I know the answer, but I'm not exactly able to draw it out on the computer.
What would you do if you found out Ginger Spice was going to move next door to you???: If she comes around asking for a cup of sugar, I'll fill it with arsenic. I'm not moving just because a ginger biscuit is moving in next door.
Tu as un animal?: Un Chien Andalusia.
Best event of the past year: Stereophonics at Cardiff Castle
Worst event of the past year: Year ain't over yet.
Worst anything ever: A Labour government.
Should we stop asking questions now???: No, I'm just getting into my stride.
Whatareya??: Marmalade.
Anything else??: Nope.
Ghost from the Past - oops, no, I mean Home Again!