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Hell Is Other People

Misinformation Survey

The purpose of this survey is to collect information from you about something. The purpose of this survey is to collect information from you about something. The purpose of this survey is to collect information from you about something. The purpose of this survey is to collect information from you about something. The purpose of this survey is to collect information from you about something. The purpose of this survey is to collect information from you about something.

This survey is divided into the following sections:

Fill out the information in each section as requested. Then at the end of the form supply your name and contact information, and submit the form. You will receive a confirmation message from us shortly. No actually you probably won't. Once you click 'Submit', I have no idea where this information goes. Rock on forever, nevertheless!

HEY BOYS HEY GIRLS SUPERSTARFIGHTERS HERE WE GO!-- Pants

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  1. Do you enjoy stalking us?



  2. How many hours do you lick blue things per week:

    None 1-5 hours 5-10 hours 10-20 hours More than 20 hours

  3. Some Christians in silly jerseys would like to send you some literature. What is your mailing address? 
    Name     
Street   
City     
State    
Zip Code
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SECTION B -- Blumfeld Worshipping Theorists

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  1. How would you rate recent comparisons of George W Bush's regime in America to my red kilt?

    Jellytastic Hella Hellsick choice ehh Bonza mateKatzenjammer

  2. What is your favorite part of Hell Is Other People?



  3. Which of the following absolutely time-wasting school subjects offered in the Frontpage template are most likely to make you stick two pencils up your nose and slam your head down on the desk?:

    History
    Geography
    Mathematics
    Economics
    Literature

  4. Does this question have any point whatsoever?:

    Username
    Password
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OH REALLY-- Hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ

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  1. Which of our products do you currently own? 
    Sara     Alex     The complete boxed set of EPs     A teletubby in bondage
A Japanese cock-rocker     A badly written apology letter all about how Alex and Liz are the naïve spawn of Satan or some other such wank    Fresh Orange Juice     SKU-11
Bay City Rollers pants    Sara's EP     Full ceiling suspension kit     Teflon Monkey
  2. Please enter any additional comments regarding Fur Patrol or Weta:



  3. Which of the following bands should I marry?:

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oh dear that was rather pointless, hurrah

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Revised: January 05, 2001.
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