Us. Oh
my god isn't this text meant to be black?
A long long time ago, also known as 1998, there
were two very bored girls called Sara and Alex. They lived in a
suburb, in a house, in Auckland, New Zealand and under the
influence of various great internetty people they decided to
start their own site, as a diversion from the dismal dismality
also known as their incredibly wanky school, where Sara was in
Form 6 and Alex was in Form 3. Actually maybe we started the site
in 1999. I don't know. So they wrote all about bands and how crap
NZ is and all sorts of other bollocks nobody cared much about.
Then Sara got a life, and left Alex to do the rest but here we
are still rocking hard as ever. This is us, are you excited yet?
Sara
Sara is most definitely the gnarliest
professor on the coast.
Oh but tell us the real things, you all demand intensely! She is
currently a Filmwanker at Akl Uni, or more accurately she is
right now at a Joed Out gig without me. I'll let her write the
rest ok? Later. ohh she is 19 and does not want to have sex with
you, there you go, details!
Alex
Alex in typical funky styles...
Hi, I'm Alex, grade C, in need of
supplementary training. If I was introducing myself, as I am, der,
I'd probably say something about caramello chocolate or snails or
krautrock to start off with. Sara would say ohh she got 98% in SC
German! So yes, I am a loser, well that goes without saying if I
am still buggering around with our website here. Umm here is some
more crap you don't want to know, it is now me that is in Form 6
and not Sara, but now they call it year 12 just for extra
confusion. I kinda think these us pages are quite daft but my
research has noted that people actually read them more than they
read Blumfeld translations or interviews with people we used to
write to a few years back, funnily enough. So yeah. I like bands,
they are good, even better than chocolate sometimes. I have
recently noticed that people smell. Great things also include
when the sky goes yellow, my cat, the Teletubbies, Blues Clues,
Japanese stuff and anything German that starts with a B, i think
that includes Bobleys. School is very pointless, I am currently
killing time with History and Journalism and 4 languages yeah
yeah stupid I know, i will never grow a bear and talk about
farting cows. That was meant to say beard, ok? My friends are in
the top 5% of the nation's intellectual elite (sic). I won a
laughing contest when I was 2, which is really quite similar.
Right now I'm listening to a song about gyoza, and waiting for my
typing to appear on the screen! Ohh yes and I have a really great
fanzine called Instant Intensity which nobody reads.
if anyone can spot where else this picture appears at Hell Is
Other People....
sara will hug you.
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