(pronounced as BUR-NID if not around chicks)

(pronounced as BER-NAARD if around chicks)
 

ALSO KNOWN AS 
- Barnes
- The Hand of God (see below)

FAMOUS FOR 
- "If I touched a girl like that and she doesn't enjoy it, then she must be a lesbian" (said by Bernard sometime during the highschool days) (and hence his nickname: The Hand of God)
- "I call that the wheel-barrow manoeuvre" (Barnes again... on certain "positions")
- There are just too many classic quotes but most of them cannot be placed here without turning this site into a porn site....

PERSONAL INFO 
- There are a few things that you should note about Bernard: Don't ask why there is a white stain on his front passenger seat in his Bora; Don't ask why he leaves with his chick(s) so early in parties; Don't get him started on his business vision; Just don't ask him any questions ok? (he'll give u a long-winded answer describing how he saved the world from catastorphe and nearly sacrificed himself for the greater good of mankind and how he gave up the potential glory... and then you will realised he has forgotten your question.)

- Also, Bernard is one of the slowest eaters that I know of, perhaps one day, he may eat just a little bit faster so that we don't have to wait for him AGAIN!