The Corporate Man: Kenneth CheungNAME
Kenneth Cheung

ALSO KNOWN AS
- Luigi
- Brother to THE DARK ONE
- Cheung
- ShowTime!

FAMOUS FOR
- The most prominent securities trader in Australia. (The above photo was taken from his profile in a well-repsected international finance journal). His salary has risen exponentially ever since he began working. Last known salary was AU$700,000+ .... All the guys are envious of him and all the girls want him....bad!

- He's smart, he's beautiful, he's rich, got lovely skin, rides a bike and a supreme athlete.... what more do you want? This, ladies and gentleman, is the prime example of the perfect modern man.

- Tendency to dislocate both of his shoulders...

- Able to put up with the Dark One as a brother... further evidence that THIS MAN can bear pain that no other man can.

PERSONAL INFO
- Cheung used to be the Oliver Kahn of the soccer field, after two years of keeping clean sheets on and off the field, he is transformed himself into a lethal forward. His unusual sense of balance and over-the-top skills confuses team-mates and opponents simultaneously... deadly in-front of both the opposition's and his own team's goal.

- Being such a highly paid trader, inevitably, Cheung attracts ladies from everywhere... below is evidence of his many, many female fans. (the Angel in this photo wishes to remain anonymous and the webmaster has complied with her wishes)

Cheung and his chicks


 
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