Tora-chan's Bedroom

Manzoku Hello? Is anyone there? ::looks around carefully:: Aha! Now I can get on with my work! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

::sneaks over to Tora's dresser and opens the bottom drawer::

Ah! Such beautiful treasures! ::pulls out a cloth bag:: Soon you will belong to me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

::Empties the drawer's contents into the bag:: Tora! You are one step closer to becoming mine! ::laughs insanely:: GYAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Suddenly he hears the door open and someone steps into the room.

Manzoku::huge teardrop thingie:: Eh?

Furaipan What the....? Manzoku? What the heck are you doing in Tora's underwear drawer!? ::snatches the bag from Manzoku:: You hentai! Wait'll Tora finds out...you'll be dead meat!

Suddenly the door opens and someone steps in....again.

Tora-chan WHAT THE..! ::seethes angrily at Furaipan holding the bag of underwear and Manzoku hiding a clean pair behind his back:: You hentais!!! I'm living with a bunch of perverts! Ryuuuuu-channnnn!!!

Manzoku::looks eagerly at Tora-chan, who happens to be wearing nothing but a towel:: My darling, you look lovely tonight.

Furaipan::looks shyly at Tora-chan, who happens to be wearing nothing but a towel...and blushes:: uh...it's not what it looks like!

Tora-chan ::realizes she's wearing a towel and blushes:: Grrrrrr...

Ryu-chan steps into the room also wearing a towel

Ryu-chan::takes one look at the two guys and her face turns an angry shade of purple:: Why you...you..hentais!!!! ::pulls out her bo (staff)::

Furaipan Wait! It's not what it looks like!

::Tora-chan stares angrily at them before pulling out her wooden sword::

Furaipan::face falls:: Uh oh...

ManzokuWe're in deep...

*WHACK!*

*Two hours later*

Furaipan is sitting at one end of the room, holding an icepack to the side of the bruised lump that was his head. Manzoku, however, lay on the floor opposite him, completely unconscious.

Tora-chan Do you need more ice?

Furaipan::presses the icepack closer and winces:: No.

Tora-chan I'm sorry. I thought...

Furaipan I told you it wasn't what it looked like...

Tora-chan Are you mad at me?

Furaipan Not really...just...listen next time, okay?

Tora-chanOkay.

Furaipan looks over at Manzoku

Furaipan Wow..he's really out of it, isn't he.

Tora-chan That pervert! He deserved every bit of it!

Furaipan I have to agree..What did he think he was doing anyway...

Tora-chan Who knows...nobody can ever understand him...

Furaipan looks over at Tora-chan and smiles

Furaipan Thanks for patching me up.

Suddenly the door slides open

Ryu-chan Are you guys ever gonna hook up, or what?

Furaipan::teardrop thingie:: heh..heh.I don't know what you're talking about, Ryu-chan..

Tora-chan::teardrop thingie:: Grrrr...do you want to end up like Manzoku??!!

Ryu-chan::teardrop thingie:: Heh..heh..just kidding!

Manzoku *groan* ::eyes open slowly::Only my dearest Tora could make me feel like this...so happy...and full of bliss!

Furaipan ::whispers to Tora-chan:: I'd like to know his definition of "bliss"!