| Fishshop of Horror |
Starring : Penicillin and Malice Mizer
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IN a night fair
A tall slender young man was arranging his fishshop stall when a customer approached him. The smart vendor then quickly moved his super long legs walking to greet his money supply.
Hakuei : “Irasshaimase, would you like to scoop the goldfish? Here, this silver bucket costs only $200 which is incredible cheap! But the gold one is more upgraded anyway, I will give you friendly price umm just for $400”
The talkative handsome ( beautiful ) man boasted in high beautiful voice.
? : “AweeE!!!! How cheap! But why the prices are so much different? oh! Wow ! look at the lovely one in that bottle kawaii!!!!!! Is it for sell ? The arrogant one that is staring this way! What is his name?”
The customer in colorful luxurious cloth asked excitedly
Hakuei : “ How can fish have name ? That one was called * GISHO * but I won’t sell… keep him for my amusement. He likes to watch me eating. Even when I take a bath I always take him with me”
? : “Souka? Zannendesune …. So what about this silver bucket ehhh ? there are only two fish ?”
Hakuei : “ummm because this one is difficult to spoon so people don’t want him. Besides he likes to swing his head from this side to that side …like err…ano… yes the guitarist of the band named somewhat like medicine…the paper spoon was tore when this bastard fiercely swung his head so… I named him *CHISATO * look!!! You will see his cheek bulge”
? : “What about this fat..round shape looks delicious one?”
The customer continued asking joyously to Hakuei’s lecturing
Hakuei : “ Don’t eat… or you will have diarrhea… This one.. when he looks at the full moon , he will transform to a well known round cat called DORAEMON specie… but he is a very good-humored fish you can call him O-chan”
? : “oh!!! Transformable fish !! But I think DORAEMON is not suit a smart guy like me … I think I am too good looking ..for me the only suitable one is only high-class gold fish”
Hakuei : “…………………………”
*Still not recover from shocking experience with this extremely narcissistic gentleman”
The tall man in brilliant cloth swept his eyes around the shop and suddenly exclaimed
? : “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Yes yes ! like the one in this gold bucket! ( * 0 * ) with this bunch of soft tails and with *I am the most beautiful one * act ! look!!! The way he is waving his tails”
The young man non-stopped praised like he had already owned the gold fish in front of him
Hakuei : *Feeling a bit lose face as his role was stolen a lot * “oh!! That one …. His name is GACKT or you can call him*CAMUI*. But I warn you ..don’t admire him that much… he is too flattering “
The blond-haired vendor quickly interrupted the love-blinded customer while thinking in his heart … wwhat ! this one couldn’t even compare the beauties to GISHO, my sweet heart.
? : “Okay, I will scoop in this gold bucket . oh! Gackt !!! YOU are so excellent in swimming * What kind of fish can’t swim , huh ? ^^; * kawaiiyo ~ Come on, cutie. Why don’t you try swimming over this round spoon paper?
Gackt, well known as narcissistic gold fish, truly believed in customer-san’s sweet word, quickly swam over the paper spoon to show his wonderful figure. The tall man couldn’t let this perfect chance go. He swiftly scooped Gackt up. Hakuei made a lethal face when he saw Gackt’s…* no need to describe ^^;*
Hakuei : “As I always think, one day you will fall to someone. See?” * Hakuei stared green eyes to Gackt until the cool goldfish has to turn his face away* kowaii ne
Hakuei poured Gackt into the plastic bag filled with oxygen. He skillfully tied the edge up preparing to give the customer to bring back home *castle ? * Unfortunately, before he handed the bag to Mr. ? , a loud voice interrupted.
?2 : “Hold on!! Who are you ? Gackt is MINE ! I deposit him here “
Hakuei : “!*&#)&*%)_@ What ! who the hell are you ..!!!? “ *pause *
“oh! I remember. You the one who just scooped Gackt up an hour ago and even used the same method like this customer
*Eyes Gackt for the second time *
“ I told you not to deposit him here…. Gomenasai now ….Gackt belongs to this gentleman”
?2 : “What ? This couldn’t have happened ! Gackt is MINE*
?2-san tried to claim for his right according to the law 128 Dorious land.
?1 : “Why don’t you scoop another one in the bucket?”
The tall man said expressionless.
?2 : “I won’t !! What a weird fish ! look at it moustache brrr…. Make me think of striped sea catfish… better to take for dinner… oh!! No it bites me!!!! @&%_#&%_#% damn!! “
The longhaired man screamed trying hard to shove the gold fish, YUKI, away from his hand.
Hakuei who stood observing the event finally spoke up like a good vendor.
Hakuei : “Don’t count me in. You two end this up by yourselves..”
?1: “Well!!! Then, come on. We fight ! * says while taking off his while glove and threw to the other man* I am Kozi and who the hell are you ?
The man in elegant scarlet outfit acted like he was a master. The longhaired man wanted so hard to let Kozi taste the high platform shoes he was wearing.
?2 : “I am Kami. You want to fight with me. I will teach you that it is too fast to you for 50+50 = 100 years to fight me, baby”
Amount of time had passed, the two still couldn’t end their problem. They turned their face wanting to ask the vendor, Hakuei, for his opinion but could find only the flying fallen leaves by the wind blow. Hakuei had already packed his thing up and ran away. What even worse was that he also brought back Gackt, their dreamy gold fish leaving only a little bucket. Inside, there was a blue fish with white face who was enjoyably swimming. On the bucket, there was a small paper clip in the flower pattern.
“Give it for free
from Hakuei, the sexiest goldfish vendor in the world”
Two men stood still looking at the frowning face gold(blue)fish and at the paperclip.
Kozi : “anooo…. You take it ! I give you “
The red hair suddenly changed to be a kind, devoted guy.
Kami : “oh! No. I can’t you come first .so you take it “
And so was this one.
The two kept on refusing to take Mana, the goldfish back . At last, both of them made a democratic decision that was to leave it like this and ran away.
The frowning goldfish ,Mana looked after both men until they disappeared. The cold rain fell over the streets and mana thought it was time to go back home. He ( She ?) jumped off the bucket to the small ponds and danced in the rain following Hakuei’s tracks back to their place.
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Hakuei : " oh!! Mana ! Come back ?"
Mana : " .................."
Hakuei quickly came greeting and looped him with a bunch of flower
Hakuei : " Let go to bed… you know ? Gackt-chan is so worrying about you . He doesn’t go sleep *Isn’t it you who left Mana-chan like that ? hu ! * Dry yourself *Why dry ? He’s a gold fish >< *
Hakuei tried to please Mana
Mana : " ....................." and "................... "
Mana jumped in the basin and slept near Gackt.
Hakuei turned the light off and transformed himself to the goldfish and jump into the bottle which arrogant-looked goldfish was sleeping. They all smiled happily that today they could bully someone
*Evil J-rock goldfish fufufufu *
**The End ~Episode 2 ~**
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~The End : Episode 2 ~12/07/00 10:48:48
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