In an
isolated dressing room, after other two members had left, a
dark-haired beautiful guy immidiately approached his lover's
chest. Hakuei almost lost his balance by Gisho's weight and
his sudden attack. He held the black hair's beautiful face in
his hands asking softly.
H: Gisho-kun. Why
are you crying? Who make you cry, my dear? I will go kill
that idiot!
G: (sobbing 'tll his body shaking like a puppy) Look! Don't you have eyes? Can't you
see who got the highest votes in Dorious's first room? (Bitting
Hakuei's collar as he can't find a handkerchief)
H: I know but can't you notice there are other couples
who didn't receive any votes like us!!!They got Zero%!(Try
to cheer up his lover)
G: You don't
understand !!!!!(Screamed loudly, eyes full of jealous)
Even "Shinya x O-jiro" unbelievably got five!!!
You know!!!! FIVE!! while an elegant gentleman
like me got none!!!!!!I don't really understand those
fans!!!
H: But...but...(Still trying to comfort this self-centred
lover) I think they must be short-sighted! errr..... You
know??Those three rooms were very very dark.
G: It's not fair!
They should somehow see us even we oftens do ......before
dinner in the autumn! I think it is the most romantic
time!!!!! Why don't they understand!?
H: ummm (Begin
to agree with his bandmate) You're right!! No one vote
for our song, "Romance" too. May be we should
practice somemore? (Practice for what?)
G: I can't stand.
Romance got incredibly none ! while Color me blood red
got the highest!!!! Fans must lost their mind.
H: Don't say that. Remember?Fans are god! Without them we
can't survive. *footsteps coming* G: shuuuuuu......I don't want someone
to find us here. This is not my favorite place.(covers
Hakuei's soft lips with his hand) Dragged Hakuei into the nearest closet
by supernatural power.
The next
one who entered are a vocalist and a guitarist from the band
Luna Sea. They didn't seem to notice that there is another
couple in the room becuase the room was very very dark.
Sugizo put his arm around Ryu's slim shoulder. Speaking with
passionate voice.
S: Ryu-chan.
Daijoubudayo. There are many many couples getting 0%.I
mean ZERO which means they didn't get any votes!You see?
We got Six!!! I do mean 6!!
(said confidently not knowing that two of those who
shared Zero was listening to their private conversation)
(The tall red haired man's loud tone surely 100% attack
another's couple ears in the closet. The vocalist looked up with tears
still filling in his beautiful eyes but saying in much
happier voice.
R: Ah ..yes. I know one of those couples who didn't
manage to get any scores... How poor... Wait a minut ...Their
band name sounds like a medicine....ah..Yes yes
Penicillin!!!
S: That's right my love. When I saw we've got only 6
scores, I took those medicine.. make feel better ha ha ha
(Lucifer laugh) Hakuei almost flied out off
the closet to kick this lucifer.
R: Sou desune. Even our "operated" place also
got higher scores than them. You C? As I told you, we
chose the right place! An elevator!!. HAHAHA Even our
songs "Twice" got 5!!!! HOHOHO (Laugh along the red head, waving his
big ears)
S: Next time
would you like to try in a library? That place is also
popular. Maybe we can sell more albums and officail
videos. Remember? Our album is "Never sold out"! R: soudane. But you have to wait 'tll
I finish producing "Say a little prayer"ne.
S: As you wish,
Ryu-chan Before they could say
something more that could make them be murdered by a
former couple, Ryu heard someone laugh from a long
distance. The vocalist pulled his lover to hide behind
the curtain.They tried not to move.
S: (Whispered) Ryu-chan, I can't stay here. Mickey and
Marori are waiting for me at home.
R: Shuuuuuuuuuu......
Kirito:
HAHAHAHAHA Jun: Stop laughing. What if
those Luna Sea senpai(s) heard this! Though we got one
more vote than them!Seven!(he too,Still can't hide his
victorious smile)
K: But I still
wonder who pressed the bell rang while we were in the
shower!!(annoyed face)
J: Don't mindne(shyly).
We can continue here.
K: No no ! What if police find us!
J: That will not
happen. I just saw couples who got the highest vote in
the third room were arrested. By this time, I think they
would be in Police Station. K: Who are they?(Asking excitedly)
J: Go see in STATISTIC ROOM.
K: Do you hear some
couples got ZERO???(asked loudly)
J: Really? Don't
they have any fans who voted for them. Maybe we can give
ours.(Making merciful face but his word cut sharply
through the couple's heart hiding in the closet.)
K: AA!!!Someone is coming we must hide...shuuuuuuuu(both
of them running to hide under the table continuing their
"important" business)
Another
red haired tall man entered followed by a beautiful blonde
wavy hair princess liked man.
H: You lose!Yo-chan!
When will you pay me? Tonight?
Y: No! Hide-chan,you're cheating! I can't believe we got
the highest votes!!You.. you cast some spells on fans?(Smile
'tll his 32 teeth were shown)
H: That's not
true. They can't stop themselves voting for me becoz I'm
so SMART. What should I do to less my charm~
Y: (glared)NO
!!! In that case, they were attracted by me! My beauty!Not
you!
H: O.k. O.k. Up to you
(Made Ryu and Sugi behind the curtain jumped hearing
their song's title being use without permission. They
decided to sue Hide and Yoshiki after this event.)
Y: (continued) They also voted for my song. "Standing
Sex". Do you see whose song is more famous? I heard
from Dorious's long distance call yesterday that
Penicillin's songs, Romance and Gisho's song, Close your
eyes, didn't get any votes from fans. Do you see how they
lack of experience?
Hide*Sweatdrops*
H: err....Yo-chan.(said sadly, eardropped, low voice) My song, "LEMONed I scream"
also got Zero
Y: (Seeing Hide feeling sad, the blonde hair tried to
cheer up his guitarist) But Our song, Sadistic Desire
also got some ne....relax... relaaaaxxx. we are x~
Suddenly..
H: Shuuuuuuuu.Yo-chan!
Do you hear those sounds? Someone is entering!
Y: Why people always see us together?! Let's find some
places to hide Hide-chan.
(Grabbed Hide's
arm heading to the nearest closet)
CLICK !!
Yoshiki,Hide,Hakuei,Gisho: (together) GYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Finding a couple
already in a closet, Hide then, changed direction
reaching toward the dark curtain leaving the closet
opened. PUBBB!!!
Hide,Yoshiki,Sugizo,Ryuichi: (at the same time, screamed
louder) UKYAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~!!!!
The Luna Sea
couple turned pale while Yoshiki snatched Hide to the
table. Seeing who were already hiding,
Yoshiki,Hide.Kirito.Jun:
UNYAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
A sweet voice interrupted.
Hyde: Do you
agree if we got another score, we will not lose our first
position to Yoshiki?
A short
man with an angel face complaining to another tall man while
entering the room.
Tetsu: But we still
won in your favourite "....." season ne. Our
rainy season!!! Feeling they're being watched,
the new couple then, looked up and see other J-rockers
standing motionless in the dark dressing room. They all
looked nearly faint. Hyde lifted one eyebrow making a
question.
Hyde: Ano....
What are you guys doing here?
