| Only in America......
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| 1.Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance. |
| 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink. |
| 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. |
| 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke. |
| 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters. |
| 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. |
| 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place. |
| 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight. |
| 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. |
| 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering. |
