| Dying American soldier in battlefield hospital in Afghanistan :
" How I wish I could kiss the American flag before I die."
Nurse (Extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism) :
" I have a tattoo of the American flag on my bottom. You may kiss it if you don't mind. "
Soldier : " Of course I wouldn't mind. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish. "
The nurse took of her panty and the dying soldier kissed the flag.
Soldier : " Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?
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