Twisted Ramblings 1-10

Number One
Murphy's Laws:

1.Anything that can go wrong - will.
2.NOthing is as easy as it looks.
3.Everything will take longer than it seems.

Number Two

I can fly, really I can. Ask Claire.
Claire knows ALL.

Number Three

Cynisism and Sarcasim are the weapons of short pubescant boys and cranky mushrooms.
Poisoned switchblades are the only weapons for a true warrior.

Number Four

Nothing is wrong with failing,
As long as you can put the blame on someone else.

Number Five

The reasons people don't like cheaters is becuase they're
upset they didn't think of it first.

Number SIx

It is probably improbable.

Number Seven

It is always easier to beg forgiveness than
to ask permission in the first place.

Number Eight

What is in hotdogs? Does anyone REALLY know!?

Number Nine

Circluar Reasoning is the only way to fully answer a question.

Number Ten

Tuna cans make excellent fezes.
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