A Real Waste Of Time This is being written in a ten minute span of time, so I can test my writing abilities. Be prepared. Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu are sitting in a cave in the rain. Misty: Hey, where's Togepi? Oh, yeah, like I'm going to put that annoying little eggy freak in my story. Misty: Well, what's so wrong with Togepi? Oh, nothing. I love that piercing howl that is supposed to be talking, and it's sooo cute, especially when it's sitting on its little round butt doing absolutely nothing. Come on! That thing makes Chibi-usa look like Cindy Crawford! Misty: How dare you compare Togepi to Chibi-Usa! *pulls out mallet* Ash: *throwing pebbles out of the cave entrance* I wouldn't do that, Misty. Misty: Why not?! Ash: Because you'll get in trouble. That's what always happens in these fanfics. Somebody makes the author mad, and then they get sent to The Island of Incredibly Unpleasant Things or something like that. *sighs* Frankly, I'm getting rather bored with it. *Misty and Brock look up, amazed* Ash: ???? Brock: Ash, I think you just said something intelligent! Ash: Huh? Really? Brock: Yeah! This has to be a first! Ash: Whoah! I gotta call my mom and tell her! *Everyone sweatdrops* Misty: I knew it was too good to be true. Ash: ?????? Misty: We're stuck in a cave! How exactly are you gonna call your mom?! Ash: Oh. Yeah. I knew that! I wanted to see if you were paying attention! *Everyone sweatdrops again* Brock: The question is, how did someone as permanently dense as Ash say something so smart? *Everyone looks at author* What can I say? I pity him. Ash: I'm bored. Misty: Me, too. Brock: Me, three. Hmmm..... I got it! Hey, Pikachu! Pikachu *fuming in corner about his lack of activity in this fic, looks up*: Pika? For the rest of this fic, you can talk like a human. Pikachu: Cool! Brock: How'd you get that idea? I was trying to find a way to get out of writing Pika and Chu over and over again. Group:...... Group:...... Group:...... Well, do something already! Pikachu: Like what? Hmm.. Pikachu, you always call Ash 'pikapi'. What does that mean? Pikachu: What does it mean? *blushes* Brock: How do you tell if a Pikachu blushes? It has red cheeks! Quit interrupting. So, Pikachu? Pikachu: I made it up back when I still hated his guts, you realize... Yeah, so spill it. PIkachu: It means... Moronic shithead. *Everyone facefaults* Brock: How can we facefault? We're sitting down! You sure ask a lot of questions. Group:...... Will you quit that? Misty: What are we supposed to do? I don't know. Do what you usually do. Group:...... Aw, lordy. Okay, if I send you someplace cool, will you do something interesting? Group: Yeah! Okay, where to? Misty: the beach! Ash: Pokeworld Zoo! Brock: anywhere with some cute girls! Pikachu: Ketchup factory! Group and author:????? Pikachu: You asked. Well, after careful deliberation, I've decided. *scene suddenly changes to mall* Group: the Mall??!!! Oh, tell me you don't like the mall. Brock: *looks at pretty girl passing by* I like the mall. Whoa, down boy. Pikachu *suddenly seeing something at Kaybee toys*: All right! *Runs into store* Ash: Hey, wait! *group runs after Pikachu, and finds him in the aisle with Pokemon stuff* Pikachu: I've been looking all over for one of these! *grabs Pikachu doll* Ash, you'll buy me this, right? Ash: Well, I'm kind of short on cash- Pikachu: BUY IT!!! *thundershocks Ash* Ash: *coughs up smoke* okay. ************************************************** Time's up. Well, what do you think? Please e-mail me and tell me. I always wanted to do one of these author talks and stuff stories. It's fun. Maybe I'll do another one. Group: Please NOOOOO!