(Scene: A corridor filled with shelves and shelves of dusty books. A red haired woman with dark green eyes, appears, a couple of index cards.)
Phoenix of Olympia: Greetings everyone. My name is Phoenix, current Firebird Majestrix and your NEW guide as you enter the Temple’s Holy Scrolls. Your former guide, Red Goldenfire happens to be partying with her fellow Astral World Detectives at their new site while I, PHOENIX NIKE’s FIRST CREATED CHARACTER, is STUCK in THIS lousy Temple!"
An angry voice from the shadows: WHADDAYA MEAN LOUSY TEMPLE!?
Phoenix of Olympia: (glares at Phoenix Nike) Just stating out my hurt feelings. All right let’s just get over this trash.
(At this point, Phoenix begins reading from the couple of index cards in her hand.)
Phoenix of Olympia: It had been alleged, Phoenix Nike is a somewhat prolific writer. . Indeed, many times, especially during when things from real life like school for example is endangering her "alleged" sanity, she will take pen to hand, or fingers to keyboard, to create poetry, or to let her own opinions be known. Though I'm sure that the world, thankfully, doesn't need them."
THE angry voice from the shadows: Phoenix....
Phoenix of Olympia:( glares at the direction of the voice) I WON’T stop until YOU GIVE me a SITE of MY own!
THE angry voice from the shadows: ARGGHH! That does it...I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I’m having problems studying for Mid-Terms because of YOU! NO MORE MISS NICE PHOENIX NIKE! Take THIS!
(A ball of fireball shoots out from the shadows and knocks out Phoenix of Olympia.)
THUD!
(Phoenix Nike emerges out of the shadows, her hands on her hips.)
Phoenix Nike: (Looks at the burnt form on the ground) THAT should teach you...(faces audience) Well, I guess that all I really gotta say is that I, Phoenix Nike, THE Phoenix of this Temple, extends my warmest invitations, and adds that she hopes you enjoy reading what she has got. I just hope you survive the experience. Well, that's it now. Gotta go now, I STILL have to teach this one some manners. Bye for now.
(Phoenix Nike then starts dragging the unconscious Phoenix out of the room.)
The Scrolls