Happy Birthday Sheryl!!! Keiko(Jenny):Yusuke! If you don’t behave you won’t BE coming to the party! Yusuke(Eugene):As if YOU were given an invitation…. (mutters) Keiko: YUSUKE!!! (slap!!!) Yusuke: ooh…Keiko, that HURTS!!! Duo: So, where’s the food…I mean, where’s the party? Nike : (claps hands) Ok everybody! Settle down! The guest of honor is here! (points to the b-day celebrant) Applause please! (SILENCE) Nike:(sweatdrops) Umm…I said, applause PLEASE!!!! Yusuke: And just how the HELL do you expect me to clap? Keiko give me another one of her infamous "Knock Out Slaps"?! (mutters)…big mother tiger… Keiko: What did YOU say? (holds a mallet behind her back) Yusuke: (yells at her) I said, BIG MOMMA TIGER!!! (WHAM!!!) Nike: (stares at the now unconscious Yusuke on the ground) .…Oh, dear… Duo: (grins) Wow…she’s more violent than Heero… Keiko: (puts down mallet and crosses her arms) Hmph. Nike: (sighs) Okay, will the REMAINING guests PLEASE give the guest of honor an applause?! (Keiko claps) Nike: Erm…I meant ALL of the guests. (looks meaningfully at Duo) Duo: (blinks) You mean, I’m NOT the guest of honor? Nike: (yells) JUST CLAP FOR HER OKAY!!! (Duo claps reluctantly) Nike: (mutters) That’s better… Ok, we’re all gathered here to wish Sheryl Aresta a happy birthday and… Duo: (grins) …And then we can eat, right? Nike: Er…no… Duo: (eyes wide) No? Where’s the food?! Nike: There’s no food. Duo: Isn’t this a PARTY?! Nike: Um…actually, this is a gathering of people with the purpose of celebrating the birthday of a person. Duo: (now getting hysterical) WHATS THE DIFFERENCE!!!??? Nike: (smiles weakly) Um, there’s no food? Duo: ARGH! I left the other Gundam pilots thinking that I will be getting a free meal here and I find out there’s no food!!!! I’m LEAVING! Nike: Hey stop! You can’t go yet! Yusuke, stop him! Yusuke: Okay! REIGUN!!! (KABOOOM!) Nike: (looks at the now toasted Duo) Um, Yusuke? I said stop him, not kill him… Yusuke: (blows smoking forefinger) Hehehe… Nike:(mutters) Some party this turned out to be… Voice behind the backstage: Well, what did you expect from someone who sends demons to kidnap the celebrant on her birthday. Nike: (yells to the backstage) Hey! Count yourself lucky that Aen and Keizo kidnapped the WRONG kangaroo! Sheesh, you make one lousy mistake and you’re branded for life…(turns to celebrant) Oh, and if you want to find out what the hell was that all about check out Marta's Party at My other site! Red: Yeah, no kidding. That was the worst party I’ve ever been to. December: My sentiments exactly. Nike: Red? December? What the Hell are you guys doing here? Red: Well, you haven’t exactly been working on your Evangelion Chapter 9 story. So we came to see what exactly you’re doing. Duo: Well forget it. There’s no free food. Hey, nice ass, babe. (Red glares at him) Nike: No, Red! I know what you’re thinking! Don’t shoot him with your…. Red: LASER PHOENIX BANG!!! Nike: ….Laser Phoenix Bang technique. (KABOOOM!) Keiko: (looks over at a now VERY toasted Duo) Oh, dear. Yusuke: (grins) Son of a gun…(turns to Red) You were GREAT!!! Nike: (groans) Oh God… Red: (blows smoking finger) Nobody messes up with me. Keiko: (turns to Red) Are you ALWAYS this violent? Yusuke: Look who’s talking! (Keiko waves mallet at Yusuke) Yusuke: Er…on second thought, I take it back. (turns to Red) Hello, I’m Yusuke Urameshi, Special Detective of the Spirit World and leader of the Urameshi Team. Red: And I’m Red Goldenfire, Special Detective of the Astral World and leader of the Evangelion Team. Yusuke: WHAT?! Red: WHAT?! Nike: (sweats nervously) Oh dear… Yusuke: (turns to Nike) You copied my character and turned it into a GIRL?! Red: (turns to Nike) You copied my persona from THIS LOSER!? Yusuke: (turns to Red while glowing with blue light) Who are YOU callin’ a loser?! Red: YOU!!! December: (snickers) This is gonna be fun. Nike: Oh dear… Duo: (looks nervously at the two Detectives) May I suggest that we run to the nearest bomb shelter now? Keiko: (nods) That definitely is a good idea. (Duo and Keiko leave) Nike: Hey, wait! You guys can’t leave now! (turns to Red and Yusuke) Oh, dear… Yusuke: Am not! Red: Am too! Yusuke: OH YEAH? Red: YEAH! December: This is DEFINITELY going to be fun. Nike: (in a small voice) Help. Yusuke: REIGUN!!! Red: LASER PHOENIX BANG!!! (KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!) Nike: (emerges out from the remains of the stage) Oooh, that hurts. (looks at Red and Yusuke who were still fighting each other) Sigh, why does this happen every time I throw a party? (Turns to the celebrant) Well, Sheryl, Happy Birthday. I hope you liked it. December: (snickers beside Nike) I told you this was going to be fun. Nike: SHUT UP!!! THE END (I hope.) ********************************************************************************************************************** Yusuke, Keiko and whoever YuYu Hakusho characters that appear here are the property of whoever made them. Same is true with Duo and any Gundam Wing character that I forgot to mention. Only Red, December and the Evangelion characters are mine. Please don’t sue me. I am not making any money. Nike March 29, 2000 P.S. Happy Birthday, Sheryl!!!