recorded 2000.6.12
Dude, I had the craziest dream on Sunday. Here's what happened:
I dreamt that I was in an underwater city and that everyone was dressed in Rennaisance costume. I was with a couple that I knew who recently got married, Buffy and Ted. They were also in Rennaisance costume but I wasn't. We walked around the city some and I saw a sign that Buffy and ted didn't notice. The sign said:
I wanted to tell them, but Buffy was aleady calling me in her thick Southern accent, "C'mon, man..."
We went to this tavern and we found a table and Buffy went to mingle with the locals. Ted is there at the table and we're looking after Buffy at a distance. She's talking up the guy and all of a sudden he takes off his shirt, whips out his penis and keeps talking like there's nothing wrong.
Buffy, needless to say, is surprised that someone beat her to the punch.
Ted starts laughing at this development and I'm just staring, seeing what will develop next. Buffy comes up to us and says, "Hey you guys, I think that these people are exhibitionists. Watch this!"
She walks over to the guy and starts talking to him again. I can overhear her telling him about this time she fell over and couldn't get up--but she then flips the back of her dress up and "shows us her world." Ted, again, is laughing a lot.
I looked at the pussy and for some reason, the word in my mind when I look at the pussy is "beautiful." It had these fabulous outer labia that covered enough and the jet black pubic hair was shaved in a long dart-type design.
I looked past Buffy and saw this other couple. The guy I don't remember, but the woman who was with him looked just like Buffy except that she had long, coarse black hair under one of those medieval hairnets. She walked past Buffy and her conversaton and walked towards the bar with her escort. I was captivated by her and I looked back and forth between her and Buffy. I caught her eye and she looked at me and then she looked at Buffy.
She then walked over to Buffy and started to stimulate her. Buffy starts laughing out loud and seems to be enjoying herself. Ted's laughing again in sequence with her. The woman starts stimulating Buffy harder and Buffy starts laughing harder and--
--PENNIES START COMING OUT OF HER PUSSY! They just keep coming like a casino jackpot and it looked like coins in Super Mario Brothers! Buffy was laughing loud as hell and Ted's just laughing his ass of next to me.
I woke up and not only did I have a boner, there was a phrase on my mind:
...and that's it.