The Peace Accord
*Sung to the tune of Usher's "Nice and Slow"
Newscaster:
(CNN's Leon Harris)
It's seven o' clock in the east
I'm in my 2-piece
bringin' the news...
'Bout a peace accord struck
Between the Muslims and the Jews.
Clinton was there; working for peace
To stop the fighting in the Middle East.
He also plans to get some oil that
makes gasoline, you know what I mean...
Chorus:
He's gonna take 'em someplace nice and quiet
So that no protesters interrupt
Baby, he just wants to make this peace ac-cord.
The world's been waiting for this for so long
They just hope that gas prices don't go up.
Clinton wants to make this peace ac-cord.
Newscaster:
E-hud Ba-rak and A-ra-fat were there,
There was a great tension in the air
They had Clinton saying:
Clinton:
My, my, my (I)
I think that I (I)
Should stop the violence in the Middle East.
They call me B-I
L-L
C-L
I-N
T-O-N, lemme tell you what I'm gonna do with them.
Gonna make sure they're acting right
Not throwing rocks,
starting fights,
or burning tem-ples
and make sure that there's ample
gasoline and peace
in the Middle East.
Chorus:
He's gonna take 'em someplace nice and quiet
So that no protesters interrupt
Clinton wants to make this peace ac-cord.
(Lemme tell you what I'm gonna do with them....)