B is for Bitter BoBo. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 12 children that are little devils for kara to beat up and her hips get huge and all his facial and bodily hair all fall off like his bald head and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C is for Call ya later. She won't. She never has before.

D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E stands for eight ball, it goes from end to end, round meaning it goes back to where it started, tho tired of the same ol routine. E stands for Explain. She never explained why!!! E also stands for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Ricky (you remember Uncle Ricky the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F is for Friends. That is for her so called friends who are always there for her telling her how bad it is to be with you but sets her up with a married foreigner to make themselves look good. Also, what she just wants you and her to be. As if you can even stand to look at her now.

G is for get a life and says goodbye to another ex-girlfriend a good friend of mine is having problems with.

H stands fot Hard To Get. This game sucks coz it wasted alot of time, money and effort. I know she liked me... she just played pakipot coz' she knows I'm for real. H is also for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.

I stands for I still love her. Odds are I always will, I hate myself for what I am.

J stands for Johnny. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Johnny have a nice car? Doesn't Johnny have a good wife? Why does Johnny want to marry her? I think Johnny could do much better. What is Johnny doing in Manila? I hate Johnny. Johnny is my mortal enemy.

K stands for KaKa. This is how you felt when she left and will always feel every time you think of KaKa.

L is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties. L is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M stands for Menopause. That is where she will be before you two meet again.

N stands for Nightmare and Never again. I won't allow her to hurt me again.

O is for On top. When on top she has another O word.

P is for Paksiw. She said she was going to cook, but after a while, she wakes you to ask if the fish had to be cleaned and washed before cooking…. Well? Wasn't that funny? Was she pissed off or was I pissed on??? P is also for the pill she forgot to take...

Q is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R is for Reaction Paper. A term we used for making love. We sure got a good grade after making one.

S stands for Stupid. I feel that for wasting all the time, believing all her words.S is also for Steve. Steve was the guy that was sleeping with her. Steve is a bad person. Perhaps you should stab Steve.

T is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies. She even tortured you with whips and hand-cuffs.

U is for Understatement. Saying you hate that fucking bitch is an understatement.

V is for Voluptuous. That was the primary reason you were dating her in the first place.

W stands for why. For making such moves when she was feeling the same tickle to. It also stands for Wine. Wine is expensive. She loved wine. She got drunk awfully slow though. After too much wine she liked to fuck. But after too much of it she puked; that is, from the wine. Not the activity.

X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. Its also what you and her are now…X

Y stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

(.) stands for period. Which was a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week.