1. The night is young and so are we, but only God can make a tree.
2. Don't judge a book if it's covered.
3. Don't face the problem if the problem is your face.
4. Don't do unto others what you can't do today.
5. It's better to give after you receive.
6. Better late than later.
7. An apple a day...is an apple today.
8. A journey of a thousand miles...is easier with a car.

And for the pessimists...
9. Behind every dark cloud....is another dark cloud.
10. At the end of a rainbow...is the eye of a tornado.

This one is a saying from the brother of Isaac Newton. His name was Maniac Newton.
11. What goes up...must come.