Ok, I got this idea from all those "All I Ever Needed in Life I Learned in Kindergarden" posters. So, because of that, I got an idea for this page. Feel free to send any ideas in and I'll give you proper credit. Hopefully this list'll continue with time and become funnier each week.
1.) Stay away from people who are too happy (a.k.a Amelia).
2.) No matter how hard someone may want it, never give away a family herloom.
3.) Never clone a person!
4.) If a dragon is destroying a town, it's ok to blow up the town!
5.) Be careful when you ask a person for lots of power.
6.) Kopii's are bad news!
7.) Don't call a dark lord into your body unless your willing to be possesed by it.
8.) If your bored, go treasure hunting and find a cool looking statue. Your'll never be bored after that.
9.) If you see anybody dressed like Zel (with hood and mask so you couldn't see what he looks like) stalk him. He's probably cute!
10.) Be careful around cute guys who say "Sore wa himitsu desu".
11.) Guys named Vrumagon are bald (don't ask how this'll help you in life).
12.) It's ok to skip doing Spanish homework to watch Slayers.
13.) Stay away from red haired girls who get p*ssed off easily, who never know...
14.) Killing bandits is a fun aftertime.
15.) If you hafta cross-dress, and someone of the opposite gender starts to like you, TELL THEM THE TRUTH RIGHT AWAY!
16.) Don't say stupid stupid things unless your willing to risk getting hurt.
17.) If your in a bad mood listen to "Give a Reason". If you can't listen to it, get it stuck in your head. I almost gaurentee you'll fee; better.
18.) Sore wa himitsu desu ~.^
19.) If you wanna hear cool music, get into a fight and listen really closely.
20.) Be careful around weird knives (vol. 1)
21.) "Get along, try again"
22.) Good will always win over evil.
23.) Champions of Justice are scary.
24.) Never look directly into Kopii's eyes for too long or you will die from creepyness (this is more of a personal one).
25.) If you haven't eaten for a week then it ok to eat half an army's worth of food. Plus, you won't stay fat for more than 5 minutes!
-----Things sent in-----
1.) If you see a GUY dressed like Zel, go find the Clair Bible. If you cure him he might go out with you!
2.) Wimpy preistesses who are in love with slightly slow travelling warriors can't cast flare arrows.
3.) Never use a worm to catch fish and then eat the fish guts. You might have to spew white liquid.
4.)(here's another fish one)watch out for fishmen.
5.) Zel and Amelia don't mix. If you don't write fanfics about them getting together, I guarentee you will live longer than if you did.
6.) Convert your school, home, country, planet, etc. to Slayers and you will have good fourtune and meet a cute guy and fall in love and get married. If you don't......
(sent by PixieMisa@juno.com)
7.) Sore wa himitsu desu is a good answer to any question ^_^ (sent by ryogasama@hotmail.com)
