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AP: A Day at the Office
Cytology

Just the cells, Ma'am
Purpose: To arrive at a (differential) diagnosis without surgery

Exfoliative Cytology

Aspiration Cytology

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www.papsmear.org
This site "allows a woman to select the day she would like to schedule a Pap smear. On the day she chooses, an e-mail will be sent reminding her to call her doctor or other health care provider and schedule an appointment."

Questions/Feedback
thiruki@ipns.com
"Cytology is like proofreading a book -- and looking for the one spelling mistake in 1 million words!"

Patrolling our back yard one day to clean up after our cocker spaniel Rusty (hence CPR, or Canine Poop Recovery), it occurred to me that the success of my locator skills was related directly to my screening technique. If I walked aimlessly back-and-forth, looking around, I would find some relevant object fields. This approach struck me as being comparable to meander screening.

If I walked systematically back-and-forth, I invariably found more objects, camouflaged as they were by Mother Nature in her infinite wisdom. This screening method resembled using a mechanical stage.

And finally, if I ran the lawn mower, retracing the wheel tracks along opposing scan paths, I invariably found everything (sometimes too late). This paralleled total imaging screening coverage.

The lesson learned is that the same technique required to find the last of Rusty's contributions to the environment is the same as the one required to find the first abnormal cell.

Parenthetically, the two labors are similar in numerous ways. One is a Pap smear; the other, a pup smear. The support medium for the former is glass; for the latter, grass. Both seek to minimize false negatives, and the list goes on. See?

(from the CYTOPATH-L E-mail listserv)

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