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July 5, 2000 | 1:03pm:
Chee-az May-te!
I was on the phone w/someone from our UK office today, and even though we were discussing a project I am working on, I kept getting distracted by the slang that he used and his accent. I guess I haven't talked to enough Brits so that their accent doesn't sound odd to me. I mean, i'm sure we sound weird to them too. Then again, its not even weird - more different. It's kinda cool actually. Maybe i'll start talking in my 'faux-british' accent. That would sound pretty cool:
"Aye may-te...what up yo?" =) hahahah...(i just said that out loud and I sound like a freekin pirate. ahaha) I also noticed how they call each other "may-te" (mate) and say "chee-az" (cheers) at the end of a conversation. I'm going to try and incorporate that into my everyday conversations. I wonder if people will look at me funny. Maybe i'll go all out and start putting "U"'s in all my words also. (i.e.: coloUr, flavoUr, poUrn, etc.)
July 4, 2000 | 2:28pm:
[BEGIN RANT] My freekin DSL isn't working yet. I'm so pissed. Everything is installed...it's just not working. I got the lines in my house, the DSL modem connected to my computer, but i wait and wait for this damn GREEN LIGHT on the modem to turn on - signaling that it's working. Damn people. Don't they know that I need my pr0n?? like NOW?! sheesh! I bet all those damn lazy technicans for the DSL company are sittin round a BBQ right about now, stuffin their faces w/hot dogs and beer - laughing about the stocky, chink kid (me) who can't download his pr0n. Fuckers. [END RANT]
June 30, 2000 | 3:25pm:
Mike and Ike's
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I'm sittin' here eatin some Mike and Ike's (for those of you who GOD FORBID dunno what that is - they are jellybean-like candies - and they're the BIZZOMB) and all i'm gettin are freekin red ones. I hate that. I hate it when all you get in a box is the same color. Damn. Red even. I hate red. At least if its all gonna be one color make em all GREEN or all ORANGE! sheesh. (btw...green and orange are the dopest. yellows are aight..but they can't fade green.)
I just looked in the box and I'd say about 95% of the ones in here are red. Sucks. I should send this shit back to the manufacturer and get my .65 cents back. Which makes me wonder...do you think people REALLY send food back that they aren't satisfied with? Like you see the disclaimer on all sortsa stuff: chips / candy / soda... "If you are not completely satisifed, please return unused portion to "COMPANY" for a complete refund." You'd have to be a MAJOR cheap ass to spend money on shipping that shit to get back a measly .65 cents refund. ahahaha. Or maybe if im bored one day, I'll eat half a candy bar, eat a whole bag of chips except for 2, and drink half a soda, then stuff all that junk into an envelope and mail it back...just to see what'll happen.
Have a good weekend. I'm off Monday and Tuesday so you prolly wont see any updates til about Wednesday. See ya! |
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