P. Otaku Bytes: Features - Anime Wish List

.Vol. 1 No. 2	Christmas Issue	December 1999

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Anime Wish List by Mia Marci and Sheila Benedicto

It’s that time of year again! When the night air is cold, and you see lots of reds and greens EVERYWHERE! Yup! It’s almost Christmas, and gift giving (or receiving, whichever comes first) is all the rage, whether it’s to your friends, families, or your favorite anime characters! ^^ Here, we’ve thought up of some of the things we’d like Santa to give them for Christmas. They may range from the weird, the practical, to the crazy, but still apt, don’t you think?

Gundam Wing Characters
Heero Yuy… Prozac (an anti-depressant.)
Duo Maxwell… Hair accessories… Anti-flea shampoo.
Trowa Barton… A dictionary.
Quatre Winner… A stressball for those psychotic times of his.
Chang Wufei… A statuette of Lady Justice.
Relena Darlian… A LONG vacation.
Hilde Schebeker… Condoms? (You hentais out there, stop laughing! ^^’)
Cathrine Bloom… Knife sharpener.
Dorothy Catalonia… “War and Peace” by Leo Tolstoy… Someone who has the guts to shave off her eyebrows! Hmm… any volunteers?
Zechs Merquise… Silver polish.
Lady Une… Roses… lots of ‘em.
Dr. J… Oil for his mechanical claws.
All the mad scientists… A one-way trip to the loony bin. Rurouni Kenshin Characters
Himura Kenshin… a concealer for his X-mark… laundry detergent.
Kamiya Kaoru… A way out of Akane Tendou’s school of cooking (maybe a few classes under Kasumi would help…)
Myoujin Yahiko… Classes on Anger Management… and hair gel.
Sagara Sanosuke… Tons of fishbones… and lucky charms cereal.
Takani Megumi… Hairbands with fox-ears on them.
Hajime Saitou… Cigarettes… and a flyer on Lung Cancer.
Tae-san and Tsubame… Name tags.
Seijuro Hiko… Endless jugs of sake.
Shinomori Aoshi… A lifetime supply of green tea… Kenshin’s bag of facial expressions… a year’s worth coupons to the drycleaners (for his impossible-to-wash trenchcoat.)
Makimachi Misao (besides giving her Aoshi)… A picture of Aoshi smiling (Possible, yes?)… various tricks she can use on Okina.
Okina… Stronger Tonfas (his weapon of choice.)
Okon and Omasu of the Oniwabanshuu… Shreds of Hiko’s cloak.
Jineh… Block and White Skin Whitener.
Shishio… A lifetime supply of bandages and Salonpas.
Anji… Trick candles that don’t easily get blown-out by strong spirit-presence-induced air.
Kamatari… “Haruka Tenou’s Guide to Crossdressing.”
Iwanbo… An IQ test… and a diet.

Mia almost did not pass this article since she has been busy (and still will be) for the past two months. The editor is using Sheila’s nickname, Minamic, due to layout space.

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It’s that time of year again! When the night air is cold, and you see lots of reds and greens EVERYWHERE! Yup! It’s almost Christmas, and gift giving (or receiving, whichever comes first) is all the rage, whether it’s to your friends, families, or your favorite anime characters! ^^ Here, we’ve thought up of some of the things we’d like Santa to give them for Christmas. They may range from the weird, the practical, to the crazy, but still apt, don’t you think?
Gundam Wing Characters Heero Yuy… Prozac (an anti-depressant.) Duo Maxwell… Hair accessories… Anti-flea shampoo. Trowa Barton… A dictionary. Quatre Winner… A stressball for those psychotic times of his. Chang Wufei… A statuette of Lady Justice. Relena Darlian… A LONG vacation. Hilde Schebeker… Condoms? (You hentais out there, stop laughing! ^^’) Cathrine Bloom… Knife sharpener. Dorothy Catalonia… “War and Peace” by Leo Tolstoy… Someone who has the guts to shave off her eyebrows! Hmm… any volunteers? Zechs Merquise… Silver polish. Lady Une… Roses… lots of ‘em. Dr. J… Oil for his mechanical claws. All the mad scientists… A one-way trip to the loony bin.	Rurouni Kenshin Characters Himura Kenshin… a concealer for his X-mark… laundry detergent. Kamiya Kaoru… A way out of Akane Tendou’s school of cooking (maybe a few classes under Kasumi would help…) Myoujin Yahiko… Classes on Anger Management… and hair gel. Sagara Sanosuke… Tons of fishbones… and lucky charms cereal. Takani Megumi… Hairbands with fox-ears on them. Hajime Saitou… Cigarettes… and a flyer on Lung Cancer. Tae-san and Tsubame… Name tags. Seijuro Hiko… Endless jugs of sake. Shinomori Aoshi… A lifetime supply of green tea… Kenshin’s bag of facial expressions… a year’s worth coupons to the drycleaners (for his impossible-to-wash trenchcoat.) Makimachi Misao (besides giving her Aoshi)… A picture of Aoshi smiling (Possible, yes?)… various tricks she can use on Okina. Okina… Stronger Tonfas (his weapon of choice.) Okon and Omasu of the Oniwabanshuu… Shreds of Hiko’s cloak. Jineh… Block and White Skin Whitener. Shishio… A lifetime supply of bandages and Salonpas. Anji… Trick candles that don’t easily get blown-out by strong spirit-presence-induced air. Kamatari… “Haruka Tenou’s Guide to Crossdressing.” Iwanbo… An IQ test… and a diet.

Mia almost did not pass this article since she has been busy (and still will be) for the past two months. The editor is using Sheila’s nickname, Minamic, due to layout space.