THE AMIGOS -

 

The Amigos are a group of superhuman riders that display so much dedication to the art of singlespeeding that their services are requested worldwide. If you need the assistance of The Amigos for riding tips, drinking tips, exorcism, or anything else, just give get in touch with them at headquarters.

Scott Berg - A.K.A: Grape Nuts

Age: 25?

 

Superhuman Powers

  • Breakdancin' fool
  • Self taught air guitar master

Weakness

  • Eyes get really fucked up when drunk

 

Robert Ives - A.K.A: Robio (kinda like Fabio)

Age: 31

 

Superhuman Powers

  • Had 15 ft. of small intestine removed to aid in quickness
  • One sick framebuilder
  • Can throw up on command

Weakness

  • Partial loss of small intestine leads to digestion problems

 

Steve Smith - A.K.A Sweet Steve

Age: 29

 

Superhuman Powers

  • Can suck toilet chain through nose and spit out mouth
  • High pain tollerance

Weakness

  • Hash

 

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This page was authored by Naked Nate Ebert, mtbwrench@aol.com , and was last modified while under the influence.

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