Gyokulan's Page of Rantings and Ravings...

Gyokulan's Page of (Justified) Rantings and Ravings...

First and foremost, the loony-looking face in the background is Saki Hiwatari, the creator of "Please Save My Earth", where I exist...

I'm Jinpachi, the cute blond on the left... You must wonder who the heck Gyokulan is.. Well.. its a pretty long story.. (Shh... the real reason is that the name Jinpachi's been used up...)

Uh.. Well, Gyokulan is.. is.. my past life... Look underneath and you'll see a nice picture of the present me and the past me.. See the resemblance? I'm still as good looking as ever eh? Nyah haha hah.. <choke.. cough cough..> Ahem..

Which brings me to the what this page is all about... Why the heck am I the jilted one?.. the one who ended up with a guy instead of a pretty woman...

Yep, there you see, that's me on the right
and the OTHER me on the left.. get it???

Pay attention to the photographs below, the one to the left are Mokulen
(left) and Alice (right) Then, we have the annoying, very annoying picture
of the bratty kid that managed to steal the babes.. TWICE... <growl..>

Annoying bratty kid..

I am clueless as to how this kid manages to do it... Twice.. sheesh... What DOES women
see in this kid? Last life he was a nasty recluse who looked like this by the end of his
life.. (left photo), and you have the kid, reincarnated (photo on right), that gives folks
this type of evil look everywhere he goes? What has this world gone to? What?
Women find psychos more attractive than someone decent and gorgeous like me?

Click on the brat to view the ultimate unfair conclusion of my life...