You Know You've Watched Too Much Samurai Pizza Cats When...

1. You've physically fought over the correct spelling of Speedy's last name.
2. You actually won.
3. You've sent a letter to Saban or a local station to get the Pizza Cats back on.
4. You're on an SPC mailing list or newsgroup.
5. You've memorized any of Walkie Talkie's rhymes.
6. You "got more fur than any turtle ever had".
7. You've gone on vacation to look for SPC products.
8. When you get mad missiles shoot out of your hair, explode, or you take a frying pan and clobber people around you.
9. You spend hours outside of Pizza Hut waiting for a giant cannon to come out of the top.
10. You find 3 other Pizza Cats fans and make a web page.
11. You get a job at Pizza Hut hoping that you get those shoes that make you zip along 2 inches above the ground.
12. You get sued by StarFox for ripping off his YKYWTMSMW list.
13. You buy three cats, name them Speedy, Polly, and Guido, then dress them up in armor and have them deliver pizza.
14. You put a dress on your pet rat and then light afire cracker under it.
15. You go to Wal-mart and buy every Ginsu knife they have hoping to find a magic one.
16. You actually find one.
17. Whenever you see something fly by, you make a bad joke about it.
18. Whenever you hear a bird you think "some one please que that boid".
19. Before you engage in battle, you always treat your enemy some tea so you can talk about his reasons. (Bad Bird Uncaged Part 1).
20. Your science projects are always giant robots.
21. You go searching for a cuckoo bird to cure your cold.
22. When you get hurt you start crying fountains that quickly soak your armor.
23. You start thinking that Lucille and Polly are your dream girls.
24. You find it odd that the bird in the tree in front of your house doesn't carry a sword on his back.
25. You spend days trying to design air shoes so you can float above the ground like the Pizza Cats.
26. You try to find the number for the Pizza Cat Parlor in the phone book.
27. When you see umbrellas you think your going to be hypnotized.
28. You get Rats and Foxes mixed up.
29. You try to find Little Tokyo on a map.
30. You start to not pay attention to detail on your home work like they don't on the show.
31. You start to hear cats, birds, and rats talking.
32. You start to blow up every time you get mad.
33. Your parents find that you tried to stuff your 3 cats in the oven.
34. You try to make your oven like the one on the show.
35. You rename your 3 cats to Speedy , Guido , and Polly.
36. Whenever you play Mortal Kombat you expect to see Raden with wings.
37. You send 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000letters to Nintendo and Sega to get them to make a pizza cat video game. (That's not a bad idea. )
38. Whenever you're in trouble you expect to be rescued by the rescue team.
39. You try to build weapon packs like the rescue team.
40. You try to find a mystical armor like Bad Bird got.
41. You think there is a Samurai Pizza Cat day.
42. You keep saying Fred , Fred , Fred , Fred , Fred...I should stop doing that.
43. You try stuffing your bird in armor.
44. You travel the world trying to find Pizza Cat toys.
45. You go for days trying to get 2 swords out of one.
46. Whenever you see a pig you think the world is doomed.
47. You start to talk like Emperor Fred.
48. You start making a list like this.
49. You try to go to Prisoner Island for your vacation.
50. You wear a bucket over your head.
51. You get enraged when your given cream corn.
52. You build wacky looking robots.
53. You wear cannons on your back.
54. You grow a tail.
55. You insist on being called Guido.
56. You see a bird you expect it to turn into a gooniebird.
57. You sell tea and there is a battle over who should pay the check.
58. You sell tea and ask $12 for it. If it's at that price then the battle over who should pay the check seems normal!
59. You serve tea to a cat and crow.
60. You endlessly make fan-fictions of the Pizza Cats
61. You start singing the Pointless Sister's song.
62. You buy a pizza and expect Guido to deliver it. I still haven't gotten that pizza!!!!!
63. You endlessly laugh at the Pizza Cat's jokes.
64. You say to your teacher "I'm sending you to Prisoner island!!!" Now I have to find a way to get out of detention.
65. You endlessly search the net for Pizza Cat pages.
66. Bad Bird jumps out of your T.V. (I loved it when that happened to me!).
67. You think your teacher is the Big Cheese.
68. When you miss one episode of the Pizza Cats your eyes bug out and your chin hits the floor.
69. You think you saw Guido in an episode of Masked Rider.
70. You losses sleep over if the SPC will be canceled in your area.
71. You record SPC endlessly.
72. You think your looking like a cat! Hey I'm growing a tail!
73. Whenever your family sings Santa is coming to town your replace Santa with Guido! I do that every year!
74. You mention yourself too many times in a list like this
75. You think that Speedy is the president. GUIDO FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
76. You make an out outragesly over sized web page dedicated to a Samurai Pizza Cat.
77. You're put in a nut house for Guido fans! This is were I live!!!! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha..
78. You think your dog is Big Al. My dog is name is Al...
79. You endlessly say Guido, Guido, Guido.
80. You call someone a jerk for saying "Speedy for president". I have a list of at least 29 people that I call jerk.
81. When someone asks what you want on your pizza you say "Rat Tails and Fish Heads."
82. Whenever you can't figure something out, you listen for the narrator to explain it to you.
83. You point a gun at your TV and shoot in hopes the Pizza Cats will fly out of your roof.
84. Whenever you see something flying in the sky, you can help but say something to your mom.
85. Everyday, you look on your door knob to see if the Pizza Cats left you coupons.
86. Whenever you get mad, you explode.
87. You explode at least once a day.
88. You call Pizza Hut and ask for a goldfish and sausage pizza.
89. Whenever your cats run out of catnip, you hit them on the head with a frying pan.
90. You freak out whenever crows fly near you.
91. You always carry a little bell around with you, just of in case you get into any trouble.
92. Whenever you laugh, you hold a little fan in front of your mouth (Ever notice that the Big Cheese always does that?).
93. When you order out for pizza, you answer the door in a cheerleader costume.
94. You try to teach your cats how to walk on their hind legs.
95. You throw your cats into ovens, in hopes they will turn into a Pizza Cat.
96. You are very careful not to step on any cat's tail,in fear they might be a Pizza Cat in disguise.
97. You look up "Longest amount of time a cat has stood on his tail, on the tallest bridge in Little Tokyo" in the world records book, so you can see Speedy's name.
98. You go to your local Music store every day asking for the latest Pointless Sisters CD.
99. You don't like eating potatoes from Idaho.
100. Whenever you see baby crows, you paint: "1 2 3 4's" on them.
101. You confuse Big Bird with Bad Bird.
102. When you cats starts coughing, you don't think: "Oh,my cat has a furball!" You think: "Oh, my cat must have just watched Pizza cats!" (You'll have to think about the oath to get that one.)
103. Every day, you look in your news paper to see if"The Big Cheese in The Sound Of Music" is coming to your town soon.
104. Whenever you don't want someone to recognize you,you put on a pair of thick pink sunglasses!
105. At the beginning and end of every day, you ask a bunch of annoying questions.
106. You cut you little hearts, out of pink paper, and then throw them at people.
107. You go around saying: "I tink".
108. You rename your three cat: Flopsy, Muffin and Old Halibut Breath.
109. You think it's weird that your cat isn't a robot.
110. You yell out "On the next Samurai Pizza Cats!" at the end of each day.
111. You get a sword and try to get the Ginsu sword out of it!
112. You always rhyme your speech.
113. You try to find them shoes so that you can "float"just above the ground!
114. You dress like Big Cheese.
115. You color your bike helmet one of the cats' colors.
116. You get really emotional, missiles fly out of your hair! you jump into the oven hoping to go down a tunnel to transform into a Pizza Cat!
117. You yell out to everyone "I'm a princess so you have to do whatever I say!"
118. You wear a collar with a bell on it and when you're in trouble, you ring it to get reinforcements.
119. You travel to Mt. Coochie to find the Supreme Catatonic!
120. You form a band called the "Rude Noise".
121. You form a band called the "Pointless Sisters".
122. You try to get a doll stuck to your head so you'll get rich (from from the episode "A Little Bit 'O' Luck")
123. Whenever you challenge someone, you challenge them to a game of poker and the loser has to wear clothespins.
124. You try to build a giant gun so you can shoot you and 2 of your friends out of it.
125. You always laugh at a beginning of an entrance.
126. You try to get your pet bunny to like a crow.
127. You see a message in Japanese and the narrator thinks it's Chinese for some reason.
128. You are able to break a frying pan when you're mad.
129. You attach a cannon to your back for no apparent reason.