Ken Wakashimazu's Gallery of Unflattering Captain Tsubasa Pictures

Konnichiwa! Welcome to my manga gallery! Captain Tsubasa, as its fans know, contains many beautiful, touching scenes that linger on in the reader's heart and mind for eternity. However, while any sane person would delight in posting these lovely moments for the world to enjoy, I have chosen a different path. Here you'll see a few of the scenes that I'll keep with me till my dying day. These pictures can be unflattering, silly, or just plain weird. Pick your poison, boys and girls--this is an Ugly Captain Tsubasa Picture Gallery! ^_^

Sorry to keep you waiting, ladies. It's time to get down and dirty!
Bwah ha haaaah! Looks like this guy drank too much soda during his last trip to Ringling Brothers!
This proves everything. Taro Misaki is, in fact, possessed by Satan. Check out that head rotation! Watch out for that pea soup, Tousan!!
The greatest thing about Captain Tsubasa is that victory knows no restraints. Here we see the indomitable Kojiro Hyuga who, in a moment of wild glory, demonstrates his prowess by giving Hino the birdie. Why do they keep doing that? I don't think it means what they think it means...-_-;;
"Kyaaaaaaaah!!! Itaiiiiiiiii!!"

Tsubasa, you idiot! How many times have I told you never to gaze directly at a solar eclipse without the proper protection?! He's melting, he's melting...

Hit me, baby! Yeah, hurt me again! I'm loving it!!
Now isn't this sweet... ::chokes:: Sherry chan, gomen...but good gracious, Mr. Gino, you certainly have been fibbing a lot lately!
Oh...my..G...stop right there! Ken sama's certainly looking...rugged today... ::humungous sweatdrop:: must be that Dick Tracy chin implant he's wearing. Change him back, Takahashi sensei, change him baaaaack!
Aah, now, that's much better. Doesn't Wakashimazu know better than to do twelve shots of double espresso before a game? Watch out for those mood swings, team! This could get very ugly.


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