Power's Asylum Family

Gift Shop

Stuff that "Fell" off a Truck

Fun for the whole family everything from your shoes that were stolen last week, to severed rat heads, and anything you might have 'lost' inside the asylum, also mugs, hats, caps, beanies, and shirts.


Poke..I mean Power Shirt and Reliable News from the Asylum

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Power's Limited Edition Tapes:
Super-High Quality Digitialy Remastered- Powerhaus Pisses to the Hits!
Yes! Powerhaus using his ever so talented sometimes cracking like a teen going through puberty voice sings as he pisses to the top hits of the day
-ok, it's not really singing, it's humming, and well, i just recorded songs off the radio, the commercials are still there(even that lovable Bust-a-nut Corn Nuts commercial)... ok i lied again, i put hand recorder up to the stero, but I AM taking a piss at one point of this recording


The DragonRealms Powerhaus Mug
This Libbey glass coffee mug has a 13oz. capacity and a four finger handle. Available in juniper.
Mug: $14.95
Premium Members Only: $113.95
DR Platinum Members Only: Send me your virgin women(the good looking ones... hey you can afford it)

Coming SOON:

    "And now presenting...
     "The Incredible Whistling Monkey Band!"
     Let's give them a hand"
Own your own 'Incredible Whistling Monkey Band' yes, that's right, as seen on Power's table of Incredible Whistling Monkey Bands, comes the 'Incredible Whistling Monkey Band'. Watch as they sit there and Whistle, it's great cause they're monkeys.
*not responsible for any maulings, so far they've only mauled and killed Power

All sales finals, will also accept trades in denominations of Wolf Hides and/or Rat pelts ONLY! No COD's(cows on delivery)

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