Hey! That's Me!

*5/17/00-
Not much happening, someone plowed into my car on friday(wreck #4) um... got 3 doors down CD, is ok, Kryptonite is best song... if you haven't seen Starsuckers Inc. Video i suggest seeing it with this warning that chic is Marilyn Manson before you get turned on(i saw a thing on Mtv before i saw the video, but i can see where someone could mistake it), not up too much hoping Asketi's ride comes soon in DR and i'm curious with the Sorrow thing but noone wants to help and hides him to theirself, that and i forget where the Reach is... been helping out the Newbies with begining Mentor info... tried 2HB and can kill vipers with 14 in it, strong weapon that knocks stuff down easy, RT isn't too bad either... tried to get my raven back but ended up with a speckled falcon, still working on the site stuff, but not as much, going to see Road trip this Friday, and have a Pool Tournament Thursday(if i'm about to lose i'm going to pop the ball up into someone head to throw off their game), at the moment 8 fucking ranks from circling, thought i was going to circle awhile back but i guess i was wrong... hopefully i have enough TDP's to train wisdom/intell as i'm lucky to train 1 rank from circling TDP's... uh not much else to add that i can think of, maybe more tomorrow... think of this though: if you're gonna be raped, you might as well sit back and enjoy it

*5/6/00-
How's doin's? don't expect anything big or updates til about Thursday, when finals are over and schools out forever(or until i choose to go back), not much happening, saw Gladiator, highly suggest seeing it, tried to find freakin' Gundam Wing Kits, but Houston has a shortage of it it seems... uh not much else, oh yeah me and Meanne got remarried, well engaged, married, etc.. in like 10 minutes a few days ago, even has when we did the rose kiss on my info now...

*4/30/00-
feels about 4:30 in the am, only 3:37 though... I've been back, not up to much, gonna try some new things with the site, same old flava' still trying to keep it real... umm... lemme see, Crystal Shards, good idea while they last... Traders, non-existant... Thieves, almost as many as War Mages now, and getting better stuff too... New Faire, bad idea, money for faire is evil... I'm kinda sick, and the other morning, Thursday i think, i woke up, saw some guy in a Purple Jumpsuit, was like, screw it, went back to bed and skipped class... should stop taking all the pills everyone shoves at me(not drugs, the kind that come in nifty clear and foil packaging), Saw a ton of movies and got lots of new CD's... Kittie is a fucking good band, and they're all hot(cept for the nappy lesbo looking drummer), American Psycho was cool, but predictable- if you didn't get the ending, think Fight Club, and I just saw 2 micks and a Yidd(Keeping the Faith) don't like Ben Stiller, the chic was hot, and it was actually a good movie, saw Millenium man in the dollar cinema, wasn't horrible, but it wasn't good (I like the joke: Buddist walks up to a hotdog stands, and says "make me one with everything")... Britney spears is evil with new video(she's 18 now for you older people) red latex'y stuff, and her on the back with the skirt(legs keep moving, no crotch though)working on some stuff for the site, look for all around stuff soon... stories, interviews, multimedia presentations, pics(maybe), whatever, more site reviews, more shit that i just find entertaining, funny or just plain sick... picture of me with 2 playmates from buzzfest, Mikey the intern is the brunette (www.thebuzz.com) the blonde is from huntsville, texas, i've met her a few times before and was talking to her for about half an hour, i had to wait a bit for that picture because one of the guys from Third Eye Blind was asking her to fly with them to Vegas the next day... might put a poll up, if anyone finds an error please e-mail me a Chaosengin@aol.com... um if anyone wants to partake in the interview Email or IM me.. it's cool, just expect some odd questions, you can remain annoynmous... might finally open the hot chics room, finally found a ton of non-nude pictures of hot chics(well for the site... since it's geocitiesyahoo, yahoocities, whatever) there was a shit load of other stuff i want to mention, but i'm in DR right now, and the milk i've been drinking isn't tasting the same... so i'll wrap this up...

*12/5/99-
“Ok Kids, I repeat, kitchen knives and crazy glue in the same room don’t mix!” well i've WANTED to update the site, but laziness has kept me, finally got my account back today, um... saw Sleepy Hollow, but the movie of the week: Toy Story 2- sorry i gotta give them props for Buzz's pseudo-boner, and Mr.Potato-head crapping his pants basically, and it was pretty good, sleepy hollow was awesome though(darth maul played the headless horseman, and that was christopher walken's head when he had one--sweeeet) and the 5-10minute commercial for Dinosaurs(no dialogue) before toystory was actually good, it reminds me of the Gon comic book(yeah the thing from tekken) um... it seems like DR's actually wakening up again, at least I hope so, I've been to Hesarius's house of horrors, which was so stupid i thought it was funny, shit my mind's going blank, album of the week: Rage Against the Machine: Battle for LA- shit what a fucking good CD, i also got the Hard + The Heavy and the New Korn:Issues(which is ok) but damn i'm looking forward to all the money i get for christmas, heh heh heh... oh yeah, saw fucked up Gwar movie Phallis in Wonderland, um... super fucked up movie that promotes crack, fucked up beyond fucked up(but it is gwar, so it's normal) Arcade Game of the Week: Tekken Tag Tournament- many of our quarters have gone into this bad boy, super-sweet... I really can't think of anything else, look for a relaxation station(with a hot chicks room) to be coming soon "I cried because I had no shoes, until I saw a man with no feet. Then I laughed, A LOT!"

*11/16/99-
God, Welcome to my Heaven... ::cue the 'Rape Me' intro:: I've discovered the constant downhill shithole that is my life, can always get worse... daily that is, Fucking hesarius sent me some letter entitled "Damn you." yes with a period ...

"I have warned you before to leave me alone.  But it seems you do not
listen at all.  Are you deaf or just plain ignorant?  You have sunken to
a new low by taking an entry from my character's diary then twisting it
around to make false and harmful inferences about me.
     I have reported this to both Simutronics and Geocities.  And to make
sure you don't pull this crap again, I am having all the material on my
site copyrighted so that if you ever copy stuff from my site again
without my permission, you will be charged with copyright infringement.
     Now I will tell you again, leave me alone.  Don't ever bother me
again."

*10/22/99-
yadda, yadda, yadda... been in DR nothing big, nothing good, just boring, boringboringboring, Lets see... say Fight Club and some Eryl Flint movie, which was the LAMEST PIECE of crap ever... fight Club was ok, i got the twist before it came, also American Beauty(holy jeez, giant aerolas, ask Meanne if hers are that big, heh heh heh...oopsie)fucked up but good movie, mmm what else, college ok, went to Texas Rennasaiance faire, going back, got a katana(down from 180$ to 65$ and this cool skull mask) had to goto art museum on field trip, got this snackpale with cool skeletons on it(day of the dead stuff) on the front it has what looks like a black guy as the devil scareing the white-folt(even says something diablo on it) got a SS Gohan DragonballZ toy(one i've been looking for, recently re-released the old imports that i used to get, he's Gohan, but SS and with piccolo's mantle/cloak, is cool) Yahoo!/Geocities pissing me off, now some weird ass pop-up comes up that takes awhile to get rid of, no more geopoints which sounded cool but i never won, DR boring and getting stupider and stupider, they need faires, more free events, and just help premies by making huge vaults, more meetings with free crap, and the occasional premie quest, lower the jacked up quest prices, and just have GM's running around making things fun again and DR'd kick ass, i miss Lelah and all those cool people, GS3's GM's have their web site and listed stuff they did, over 15 events a day! WTF, giving out vouchers and taking over goblins, now that'd be cool, noone's good left in DR, just insane DR freaks, the Super-RP'ers who escape the reality of being heckled daily, and those who are too lazy to leave(me, i'm never in and considering selling my stuff, i could use money, fucking arrest warrant), still get some stuff from the Hing list, but now that's even dying down, there's just nothing exciting, the Pirate's didn't count, there was no fear except being stuck in a camp, it wasn't fun, just stupid, have more non-harming animals, like rabbits, tons of rabbits in Crossing that you can't attack cause they're in town and they'd keep growing, then at midnight or something maybe a few times a day their heads would explode... That's gold! i mean if I were a GM i wouldn't be afraid of sucking Nova's ass(after all i'm no longer a minor, cause otherwise i'd get banned) it's about the players, there won't be many new players cause of all the 3-d RPG's out there that keep coming and coming, i'd be more concerned about keeping those who are here, Drop the price of what is it.. DR prime i think, or platinum something like that, make homes for everyone but make them expensive for non-premie owners(just the lots, expensive enough if you ask me) and get rid of the stupid areas for homes(reavers, near crocs, half those mindless mazes of streets around dale and Crossing) make em less or build more towers or apartments, not shit that goes underground to some hidden tower(like shard in war mag guild)... it's just fucking stupid... add new creatures, new weapons, less altered shit, make it fucking rare, i'm tired of coming on like once a week and seeing some guy whose got tons of stuff get tons more stuff... make creatures drop old gweths, crank of the intensity of some creatures suddenly to suprise people(any old people remember demon bears? noone went to arbies that day), bring back animals from extinction, i'd love to have rabid snow leopards and rabid flying reindeer suddenly show up in Gargs/snowbeasts for even a fucking week, that'd be sweet, silver leucros, dung beetles, just have more random stuff, have an earthquake that knocks the whole realms over, and maybe have a GM run guy acting like a commoner carrying a sign saying the END IS NOW and just mess with people, noone'd believe him, then maybe a sudden vision and just nothing after that, just a tease, none of this insider bullshit where GM's help out the Joshua's get better stuff and get richer... have a sudden shortage of supplies so that weapons can't be bought or those that can be are low quality, so they have to be made, it'd suck if people ran out of arrows right? people'd have to forge and fletch stuff, just random chaotic events, have a chunk of the moon fall out of the sky and wipe out FUCKING DARKSTONE TOWN, it's usless, dirge/darkstone is absolutly useless, i mean so is Sicle grove other than that flaring elemental spot near the fissure(oops gave it away, LB to fire sprites heads people, propels even high up TM) and have it crater and suddenly stop, no going past it, etc... and MM's could recharge there instantly but maybe they'd overflow and shoot out their nerves, you could build a hut next to it or out of it and sell runic weapons that'd come in like once a month or so, 1 per person, etc... or have them bond, add sigils or runes to weapons, flamming arrows or even swords that flare up on nymphs would be cool... i've got all these sweet ideas and DR wouldn't listen to me, it'd be like what can we make for those 90 circle scripters to hunt... how about have them die of old age or be asssinated and soul sucked so they have to start over, don't worry about them or what pretty can we make joshuah next... think of better titles or better tattoo stuff... think what makes people happy... sitting there hunting something that can't hurt you alone or in a group so there's no chance they can die unless they get lucky, hunting gargs used to be fun, the thought i could die and it was even or uneven and i would get smacked around was cool, now it's like, if i die it's just a hassle, i hate dying from light hits, i want my head cut off, that's death! have spooky things happen like reaver woods suddenly shifts, or some guy rides through town on a horse with a scythe cutting peoples heads off, not Death spirits, if they do that just have them walk into the pally guild or wait for someone to leave suddenly pounce suck their soul and leave, have DR artwork, i got that picture and all i see is the DR logo, it's pointless they had stuff for taisidion or that Festival quest thing i think, but damn... make their website good again, the AOL message boards were the shit, quick and cool, this new stuff has been annoying as hell... i mean fuck shit... i mean other than that things are ok... i don't do much, still trying to get Jordan..mmm... damn sexy bitch... that or Summer(not in DR, oh god no) whose in my zoology class, but from my experience so far all the attractive girls that look my age are really 6 years older and going out with 30-40 year olds or married/divorced realy fucked... well other than that, if you read this, thanks for reading, checking in, i'll be back i promise, i'm not gone and if i go it'll be selling my character getting the check then killing myself and walk the second before i turn him over... now i need some kind of witty ending... i wasn't a bad child... i just need a good home... like an oven

*9/19/99-
not sure what to do, confused, confounded, um... movie of the week: prince of egypt- to see how stupid god is, "hey I'm god i can do whatever i want instead of killing the pharoh or just freeing the slaves i think i'll destroy lots of stuff first" and crappy singing, people with no nose ridges, and pocahontas... album of the week: Forthcoming Marcy Playground CD- finally heard their new song, wasn't so bad, still there last one was good, new one will be hopefully to(unless they pull a presidents of the USA thing), just didn't do much this weekend, went to the zoo, um... drank a little not enough to be called drinking, um... just lost, stuff in Dr i don't care about, no way i can be involved unless an invasion happens but that's not being involved, the GM's are just stupid most of the time, it's quite annoying... show of the week: ECW's new TNN show- on friday's watch it, true hardcore wrestling... if you got their old show(lucky bastards) watch that one too, i'm getting the Anarchy Rulz PPV on scrambled cable right now(not unscrambled, audio, and crappy visual, porno gets no audio though), should study for Zoology test on Tuesday, or due my art project that was due last monday, but oh well... that's college life, i guess... watching some crappy battle dome, it's like american gladiators, but they add fire when they can't come near fire... also like this one kung-fu show where they competed like wrestling cept with 80's style gimmicks(the wizard, olympus, etc..) and they'd add ninja's so often(and you could see the fighter's life bars which made no sense), so it's like that, american gladiators but with gimmicked people... so more like toughman contest(on fx) so uh... forget it, more girls with jugs coming soon, movie of the week: oh fuck it... prince of egypt- hey i already did that... nevermind... um... need new stuff, yeah jiggy

*9/12/99-
Just doing some common update, nothing special, for the Movie of the Week: as much as the thought of Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock sleeping together in the same bed in practical magic was, i'll go for Stigmata- everyone rates it like a tame exorcist, it was far more diffrent story, it had possession wasn't very violent but had a lot of theological stuff that most bible worshipers don't know about(take a theology course and it makes you kind of atheistic, the movie had stuff i tell my friends like about all the diffrent gospels and stuff), it had a great story, ok acting, and was pretty good... um... that's it... i'm blank, no cute or funny stories, no ha-ha's, that's it, just a movie of the week, pretty sad doncha think?

*9/9/99-
Wish someone'd tell Mtv and everyone else this isn't the last year of the century/millenium, it's 2000... (things start with 1, it's day 1, hour 1, year one, not day 0 and 5 minutes, day 1, thus 2000 years from day one would be 2001, confusing, kinda like a space odessy) Movie of the Week: Outside Providence- heh heh heh pot smoking jokes... funny, Album of the Week: Godsmack- my friend sent it to me saying it wasn't heavy enough, sorry if they're no Dying Fetus or Sevendust(while sevendust is good, i doubt the quality of dying fetus no matter how hard it is), new appraise/compare system in DR, and everything's fucked, my sword has gone from crap to heavy slice, to reason/reason, to very strong and back down, i figure i've got enough HE, LC, and APP to be able to compare stuff, but I guess not... Pirates, boring missed stuff, more tattoos, titles that didn't last um... something i was gonna put here, some sort of life experience i had, probally had to do with being hardcore who knows... mind just spaced out, Show of the Week: The adventures of Batman and Superman- when they show the new batman, where's he all dark and moody with more blood, and that all red big-headed Robin, it's cool, sometimes superman's cool, usually not... mind's blank, eye's burning, college easy, but life's a bitch... me want nookie, mmmmm... give ya'um a cookie for da nookie yes? Sleeeeeep, Dreamcast and FF8 came out today, wow cool... read my True Tales stories available in the Things to Take home department, gonna get Goat-boy to do more reviews, and um... other stuff yeah! like animammals

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