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The Ages Of Women vs. The Ages Of Men

Women's Ages:
1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa... virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia... hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America... fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages of 46 and 58, she is like Europe... exhausted, but still has many points of interest.
5. After 58 she is like Australia... everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damm.

Men's Ages:
1. Between the ages of 18 and 32...Tri-weekly.
2. Between the ages of 32 and 50...Try, weekly.
3. Over 50...Try, weakly.

You might wanna block these days not to travel abroad.

Some organisations, MNCs and statutory boards have issued warning to
their staff to avoid travelling by air/sea on the following dates as a

precautionary measure :

a) 9/4/99 (the 99th day of the the Year 99 (9999))
b) 21/8/99-22/8/99 (the roll-over date of the Global Positioning System)
c) 9/9/99 and 10/9/99 (the "99" and "9999" digits are used as "never
      expire" dates in some computer programs, hence programs may fail
      immediately after that date )
d)31/12/99 and 1/1/2000 (the roll-over to the new Millennium)
e)28/2/2000-1/3/2000 (Year 2000 is a leap year. As many programmers have
     been incorrectly taught that the year 2000 is not a leap year,some systems
     may not be able to handle the transition to the 29th day of February 2000.

Please disseminate this information to your staff including overseas
postees. It is advisable to be safe than sorry.