Too bad, bud... you accidentley visited Bassie`s World of Weirdness!!! (bww), now you will
be stuck here for eternity!!
(just joking...)
here`s a picture of "the Bad Eggs", a punkband surpreme (or as Bassie sez... Coolness Surpreme!!!)
you may not know me, but I`m Bassie... a killer chicken... I live in the city of CHEEZE..
it`s actually a wreck nowadays, cause I "mache kaput alles" (heheheh)
In my spare time I chat, I yo-yo, I draw (az u can c), I bother girlz (^_*) and I wash my
spaceship: "the Bassie-prise" (mr.Spock is my first commander)...
I also visit conventions... I wish I could draw like Brechje, or be cool as Steven Chung, or
be a god like Rumiko T. and Akira, eer..., T... (I`ll keep dreaming)...
all of these people don`t know me, especially the last two... (well duh!), but I know who these
people are (knowledge is power) and they give me inspiration and the will to draw on... through
wind, rain and storm... I will DRAW ON! (till I get cramp in my fingers)...
for a preview, visit my shrine... the addy is on the linkz page...
Some people might not know this, but I made it to the dutch yo-yo championship...
Bassie`s yo-yo history...
I like to mention DAS (Dutch Anime Society) for their good work and clearing the bad name of
`manga` (anime, but still most people think it`s manga) that has been
created by Manga Video`s `sex and violence sell` policy...
and a few of my idols are:
Conan O`Brien, cause he`s cool and dorkish at the same time (and he`s Irish,
Irish people are cool)
Terry don`t-know-his-last-name, the Irish yo-yo-champ, for teaching me the ancient secrets of the yo-yo,
and for being a good friend... well I reached the finals of the dutch yo-yo-championships, and I thank him,
cause I wouldn`t be there without him... I hope you`re reading this crap...
Becca, if you`re reading this: come to the Tokyo room in Society!!! I miss you!!! (the rooms are boring without you)...
you`re one of the cooles persons I`ve ever chatted with... and all people in the world should chat... not with me, but with
Bill Clinton in his white house (I hope he ever paints it yellow)... (maybe you`ve got Irish blood in you, Bill... that counts
for you too, Becca... cause you two are cool)...
Psycocatgirl, cuz she`s the one trusting me enough to send me mail with pics
and even giving me her real adress... her art is supreme, check it out here
and Marilyn Manson, you`re so creepy, you must be cool!!!
and finally, Jerry Springer, the man who wants to wreck his own show, but gets more and more viewers while trying to do it...
the man is evil, I tell you... EVIL!!!! (woohahhaha)
and if you`re a girl, and you want a muscled, good-looking, intelligent piece of man, well don`t come at my door knocking,
I`m the most dorkish chicken alive...
worship me, worship me, worship me... so I can worship you...
-Bassie, the Killer chicken...