Top Ten Reactions We Ain't Gonna See! (Upon hearing that Ranma & Ryouga are together) 10.Akane: Hey! I'm ten times the man Ryouga is! 9.Shampoo: Ayahh! You is gay homosexual Ranma? Oh boy! must consult Anne Landers! She know what to do! 8.Ukyo: You know Ran-Chan I dressed up as a man for ten years and renounced my femininity, but I gotta say this is pretty f**ked up. 7.Kodachi: I can accept this, but before I go I was wondering if you've ever heard of a french term called menage trois. 6.Akari:Um... Okay so he turns into a girl and a boy Ryouga, I know I can't compete with that, but can he love you when you're a pig if you know what I mean. 5.Genma:I guess loving a man is as manly as you can get Ranma. 4.Soun: .... (Sorry, Soun died of a heart attack when he heard the news) 3.Mousse:But I wanted to sleep with you Ranma! 2.Nodoka:Oh that's fine Ranma. Just as long as you share your man with your mother. Growl! 1.Kasumi:Well, it's about time you two started screwing each other.