GUNDAM WING LIGHTBULB JOKES

1. How many Heeros does it take to change a light bulb?
None: He screams "Ore no misu da!" when the light goes out and self-destructs.
Two: One to change the light bulb and the other to make manic laughs and chant "mission accomplished".

2. How many Duos does it take to change a light bulb?
None: "A dark future suits Shinigami the best."
None: He is always the sidekick while others steal the spotlight.
Three: One to change the light bulb, one to get caught, and one the yell, "Death is coming back from hell!"

3. How many Trowas does it take to change a light bulb?
Four: One to change the light bulb, another to analyse the cause, another to analyse its impact, and another to do his famous flips to entertain anyone who is watching.

4. How many Quatres does it take to change a light bulb?
None: the Maganac team does it for him.
Sixty three: No reason, the heart of universe told me that.

5. How many Wufeis does it take to change a light bulb?
None: A strong man is not afraid of the dark.
One: He beats the hell out of anyone who tries to help him.

6. How many Relenas does it take to change a light bulb?
Sixteen: One to change the light bulb and the rest to clap for her.
Heeeero! Come back here quickly to change the light bulb for meeeee!

7. How many Noins does it take to change a light bulb?
None: She sits in the dark and wait for it to come back on while keeping record of the days. Twice.