WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ANYWAY?


Heero#1:
It is crossing the road following to its own emotion.

Heero#2:
You saw it? Argh! Did you see it? Urg! *presses self-terminating button* I have to die!

Duo:#1:
To avoid being used, betrayed, threatened at gunpoint, bashed up and having Gundam parts stolen by Heero.

Duo:#2:
To avoid being used, betrayed, threatened at gunpoint, bashed up and having the whole Gundam blown up by Trowa.

Trowa#1:
I'm sorry I don't know. I have lost my memory. I have lost my memory. I have lost my memory.

Trowa#2:
Nothing really matters as long as the chicken has a 'place to return' to.

Quatre:
The chicken has crossed the road! You satisfied now aren't you? I will never, never forget what happened today! hahahaa....!!!! (manic laughters)

Wufei:
To show it's own justice! To show it's a man with pride! To... (Marie-maya's limousine came and squashed the chicken) ARGH! Treize!! I'm still fighting with you!! ARGH! I'm WEAK!!!

Relena:
To show the world its faith in my "Absolute Pacifism" for it knows that no cars will harm it. Everyone, we must follow the chicken and do the same! Cross the road!

 

 

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