1. You run around all the supermarkets in your town looking for a cereal called "Galactica Crunch".

2. You invest in a pair of white fuzz-covered winter boots and wear them even in the summer because you really want to look like Sailor Iron Mouse!

3. You fear chandeliers for some reason...

4. When your parents ask you what kind of car you want for your 16th birthday you respond with "a British telephone booth."

5. Whenever your science teacher asks you about any element on the periodic tabel you always answer "Iron".

6. You stray away from anything gold.

7. You develop a sudden twitch when you hear a telephone ring in a subway.

8. You visit all the Sailor Iron Mouse websites you can find!

9. You think that white hair symbolizes sexiness, not premature aging.

10. Whenever you're at school, and you see your arch enemy, all you do is giggle and say "Moshi Moshi"; and then all of a sudden you hear screaming...

11. You search every mall possible in order to find a white ribboned halter top.

12. You buy two chunky, clunky bracelets and you stcik to little flashlights on them so you can have the smae bracelets as Iron Mouse!

13. You never take them off because you just might fade away...

14. You find that discotheques are great places for confrontation!

15. You put two white odangos in your hair so they look like Iron Mouse's "ears".

16. When someone ticks you off, you raise your bracelets in front of your face, and that someone gets very blinded by your lights.

17. Then a black seed comes out...

18. You think The Godfather is the greatest movie of all time.

19. You wonder why pinstripe Mafia suits are hardly ever in the fashion magazines.

20. And when you finally spot some in a magazine, you wonder why they call it "Geek Chic."

21. Your friends get sick of you explaining Nezu Chuuko's name meanings.

22. And when they get really angry you yell "Galactica Crunch!" and they all shut up and cover their eyes.

23. You think of changing your name to Nezu Chuuko.

24. And then your friends say: "Um, wasn't your name always Nezu Chuuko?"

25. You boycott Raid because of thier mousetraps.

26. You find Mickey Mouse somewhat of a sell out...

27. Whenever you watch "Tom and Jerry", you cheer Jerry on, even though he doesn't utter a word.

28. Then you call the animators of "Tom and Jerry" and ask them to make him say "Galactica Crunch!" when he drops something on Tom.

29. You talk so much about Sailor Iron Mouse, your friends and family are practically fluent in Japanese.

30. You are excited when your teacher assigns you to read "Of Mice and Men".

31. Then you're disappointed when it's some "Odd Couple"-esque story.

32. You dig those 30's type gloves cause they look like Iron Mouse's.

33. You dress up in a Mafia suit for Halloween and all your friends say "Why didn't you dress up for Halloween?"

34. When you're about to say "I did", you leave it at that, because you want to be just like Nezu!

35. You think "Pixie and Dixie" are underrated.

36. You refer to Sailor Neptune as "the Teal Cretin". ^_~

37. You think Minnie Mouse would look happening in some pinstripe Dockers!

38. You dye your hair white.

39. Well, it's actually white face powder but who cares?!?!?!!?!?!?

40. When someone calls you a rat, you take it as a compliment. (e.g. in Donnie Brasco : "You think I'm a rat?")

41. You get uncomfortable around transvestites. (After what happened in the discotheque...well...)

42. Your favorite childhood song was "Hickory Dickory Dock".

43. You can't seem to find those perfectly identical Hush Puppies Nezu wears.

44. Whenever your teacher is being a b!tch, the minute he/she truns around, instead of flipping them a birdie, you whisper "Galactica Crunch" with your wrist in front of your face.

45. Then you hear screaming...

46. Your favorite book is "Mrs. Brisby and the Rats of NIMH."

47. You hate those spinning wheel excersize things that your brother hamsters have to run in.

48. You wish they'd call it "mousey love" instead of "puppy love". Hey, mice can get it on too, right?>^.~<

49. You create your own Sailor Iron Mouse website.

50. And you sometimes annoy people to make you customized pics, in a nice way. ^_^;;;;;;;;;;

51. You scream in horror when someone bites into a white snocone.

52. You get lost in a city and start looking for the nearest antique phonebooth...

53. You watch the cat chase the mice in Cinderella and coach them "Hold up your wrists and yell Galactica Crunch!"

54. You redub and image edit Cinderella so they can do just that.

55. When Disney comes knocking at your door to sue, you hold up your wrists...

56. Suprisingly, they were ALREADY minions of Galaxia...

57. You say you know Al Capone personally.

58. Your three best friends are weird: one is obsessed with mermaids, one with birds, and the other one with cats.

59. Every webring, club, on-line anything you join, you sign up with a name hinting towards Nezu. >¬_¬<

60. When your boyfriend/girlfriend asks for your address you just reply with "The Shadow Galactica...7:00 pm, see ya there!" And he /she just mutters: "Ok, forget this, I wonder if that guy/girl in Bio has a date tonight..." ^_^

61. You make up Anima Mates of your own like Sailor Beryllium Wolf, Sailor Yttrium Mallard, Sailor Silver Swan...^_^

62. When you had your braces put on you made everyone address you as "Sailor Iron Mouth!"

63. Pretty Solider Sailorironmouse has a better ring to it.

64. You call your mother Galaxia.

65. You were so relieved at the end of SailorStars when everyone got their own starseed back.

66. You know everything there is to know about the element Iron.

67. You think that Nezu needs a boyfriend...how about Taiki? *gets slapped*

68. You love to wear those geeky Lisa Lobe glasses while snooping around concerts.

69. The one song that moves you to tears is "Muskrat Love". (Is that the title?)

70. You really, truly believe that Nezu Chuuko was the inspiration behind the Cherry Poppin' Daddies' "Zoot Suit Riot". After all, the song does mention sailors!

71. You also boycott pet stores that sell mice to feed those damned pet snakes.

72. You bought Mighty Mouse vitamins (like Flintstones ^^) cuz you thought you could be just like him!

73. You hate teen idol pop groups.

74. Especially ones that consist of three gender bending she-males...oh no, not Hanson, I mean the Three Lights! *hehe*

75. Your new favorite TV show is HBO's "The Sopranos".

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